Susanniversary - mine is on Friday...  One year on this forum.  Time flies when you're (finally) having fun

Yeah, that's a great one!

Shoepid (shoo/pid): Awesome pairs of shoes or boots that are just outside your size range.

"Why don't these shoepid boots come in a larger size"

Quote from: Jill F on October 15, 2014, 03:25:15 PM
Susanniversary - mine is on Friday...  One year on this forum.  Time flies when you're (finally) having fun

Sorry, you were beaten to that by a mile!

https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,154181.0.html

Quote from: Devlyn Marie on October 15, 2014, 04:58:41 PM
Sorry, you were beaten to that by a mile!

https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,154181.0.html

So great minds think alike.  I'm sure a lot of Jill-isms got thunk up independently elsewhere.

Oh well, my tranniversary is coming up next month.  Two years of being Jill.

Jillarious

Jillerapy: When having a bad day and Jill makes you laugh so hard soda snorts out your nose! 

Beer return line- the bathroom line at concerts and sporting events

Here's one I actually called someone yesterday:

Bignoranus- a person that is bigoted, ignorant and a complete a*hole.

It's a triple decker recycled Jill-ism.

Carbage- see high-fructose corn syrup

I don't usually do this, though I have sometimes. I'm not sure how good my neowords are but...

Multigasm (it's just a shorter word really)
Longasm
Mapl'offles (waffles with maple syrup )
Roastmallows
Capples/Dapples
Breautiful
Grilliant (great)
Gilliant (good)

...okay,I don't think I'm very good at this. But hey, I tried!

Quote from: Jill F on October 22, 2014, 08:33:48 PM
Carbage- see high-fructose corn syrup

This is really good!

I love "bignoranus," and it's even better knowing you actually called someone that.

Jilluxe

Fourgasm- (don't ask  )

Alcoholidays

P->-bleeped-<-- the car in the fast lane going under the speed limit.

Oh my gosh!  I am going to use that one "p->-bleeped-<-" ! LOL


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F*** it list- an itemization of things that are to be disregarded.

Apphole- the person who has an app for everything, or answers your questions by getting into their phone.