So at my favorite club, about 30 miles from home, and my keys are stolen off the bar while I am dancing. The only keys I have to that car by the way. I also have no way to get into the house when I get home, and I have dogs. And the other car at home has a flat right now. I am also dressed like a complete slut, of course. When I was a man, I could figure stuff like this out. This girl just wants to cry.

And it just got worse. The club's resident T ->-bleeped-<- just locked on to me. He ask me how my night is going. "Just fine", I told him. I am way too old for this.

Bummer. Hope you figure something out!

I would definitely call a tow truck and have it towed home. I don't think it would be a good idea to leave it where it is overnight, especially if someone has the keys. I have only done it once myself when my car broke down in my driveway and the driver asked if I wanted a ride to the place he was towing it to. It was literally only a block away, I could've walked, but I said sure anyway. That could solve a few of your problems at least, keeping your car safe and you getting home. As for getting in your house, break a window is the best thing I can think of atm...

Well, it's 4:30am, and I am back home. I ended up bailing on the car, despite really good advice to the contrary here. I was trying to get a locksmith to cut some keys, but the car is in my estranged wife's name, and I need written authorization from her to get those keys cut. Good luck with that. I left it in the parking ramp because it was going to take 40 minutes for a tow, and this girl didn't want to be in a parking ramp at 2:30am by herself, especially in light of what I was wearing.  I was even more slutty than usual, which is actually sort of hard. I guess I just felt that way tonight. A  taxi came along and I jumped in without hesitation. If I was still a guy, I would have stuck with the car, but I will figure that all out tomorrow. I know I should grow up, but I only get to go through puberty twice, and the first time was a real drag. It's funny, I used to be such a practical guy.