I'd always wondered what the deal was with occasional stories of new transgirls bumping their boobs into things like doors or coffee cups unexpectedly.  "Who are these simpletons?" I'd think.

I just turned around sharply in a doorway and smashed one boob into the frame.  Completely forgot to adjust for the extra clearance needed.  Hurts, but also says to me, "Yeah Honey, you've got some bona fide boobs at last."

i await my Simpleton Membership Card.

The membership card is in the mail Brenda. How about a hurtz doughnut ?Some of us simpletons, that nature either cursed or blessed, learned early. But seriously though and all kidding aside, eventually it will become second nature to compensate for the "girls". Every now and then but like anything else though, you get used to it.

Oh lord >.< ya I learned that lesson very quick.  My first time was the same, a door frame edge, I about cried.  Told my brother that hitting them hurt as bad as the lower region for guys.  He surprise tested that theory without warning in the kitten and smack my tit in front of my mom, and I turned and ran into my room and screamed and held them while laying on my bed.  I heard them laughing in the kitchen and walked back in to see my mother mocking me saying the cliche line "welcome to being a woman".  Grr .. But yet I still love them regardless of having to be extra careful.

Yup... door frame for me too  hurt!

L Katy

I once got an elbow in mine. Owie

If you have a dog, be prepared for the joy of the mutt's claws always landing on your nipple with 100% accuracy. Agh.

Yeah, i learned very quickly to be extra careful around that area!!! And if there are too many ppl around me, i will make sure to guard them for just in case. ..
Car door was the worst! Opened it, and wind blew it closed as i was getting in... smashed the corner of the door right into the middle of my boob... i cringe even thinking of that.

Now, let's see...
Door frame - check. Actually, I did not even hit it - I just leaned against it while being in conversation and everybody was able to enjoy my suddenly wide eyes and gasping.
Squatting down to pick an object and bumping my own knee into them - check. I guess, there is a reason why females tend to look neat and pretty even when squatting... cause keeping Your back straight is essential to avoid bewbs getting in the way...
Random elbows - check.
Being poked by kiddo with stick (yeah, fencing wannabe) into one of them while having a Skype conversation. Priceless. And gives a lesson at multitasking - You do some chatting and keep an eye on what kiddo is up to (there are a couple of swords stashed in my wardrobe so...).
But, of course, nothing compares with a small knee being the spearhead of 16 kg heavy body, propelling victoriously into your bewbs with intention to have some rough and tumble (depite that body belonging to 3 y.o. girl).

Working as a dishwasher moving some crates from the washer to the drying rack and not lifting high enough. Had all of the women in who knows( not full out a work yet) laughing to the point of tears.

Just yesterday, not watching where I was going at work, hit the left boob on the corner of a file cabinet. That sure did hurt! The cabinet is positioned just to the left of the door. As I turned to go through the door, plus was dark in the room, I hit it good!

All these years later, I still bump, wrack and slap my boobs and it still hurts

Opening work safe pre hormones:

Squat in front dial combination
Open door
Open second door grab change

Opening work safe on hormones:

Squat in front dial combination
Pull door ajar
Bunny hop backwards
Open door
Lean forward and open second door
Be directly in front of change containers
Take change stand close both doors

I fell flat on my face once because the dog tripped me. As my body hit the driveway I muffled a scream and started to cry over the pain of my breasts meeting the concrete. Oh the pain. I have kept one eye on the dog ever since.

I don't know how I did it, but I walked straight into the edge of an open car door once. OMG that hurt!!!!

Then there was the time my girlfriend's three year old was poking me with his finger. It felt like someone was poking me with a knitting needle.

I can tell they're bigger when I start doing this again... yowie!

We also have one cat who likes to use boobs as a trampoline; my wife complained about it for years, and then one day I apparently passed the threshold in her little kitty mind.

Um, yeah, scraping the ice off my windshield yesterday and leaned in to get the middle, owie. 

I did not have this problem with my  natural growth.

But buying an upgrade sure played hell on my normal clearance.

Suddenly they are a bit more unwieldy than I remember!

Kami


Edit- 69th post! Now to rush for 88....^_~ you know what they say.....69 is great but eighty eighty got eight twice.



(Verbal play's inappropriateness kept to a minimum through use of the actual number rather than the homophone the jest centers around)

Yes, Grace, I have.  Almost to the point of obsession now - any moment in private I get.

Meant to comment on Grace's great printed shirt. Yes, of course, don't we all, but is really great after pumping with a Noogleberry! After the red ring around them has vanished and they are still nice and tender!