So, inspired by Matthew's post: what are the "gender-inappropriate" gifts you received from well-meaning friends and relatives that you would like to exchange here? Lets start swapping!

I was lucky this year -- nothing overly gendered for me. But I'll put this on the market: a key clip for your purse (a little "hook" to fasten your keys to so you don't lose them in your purse).

i like that key clip idea, as a guy i was always losing my keys
and although i have not started carrying a bag yet i lose them even more
as a woman, i think i will go look for one of those or maybe get some duplicates made lol