The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

Elle.R · January 30, 2015, 03:35:35 PM

Science joke from my old chemistry teacher

What's someone who touches mols called?... a molester

*mol is the unit of measurement for chemical substances*

stephaniec · January 30, 2015, 04:31:50 PM

Cindy · January 30, 2015, 04:48:37 PM

What did the ocean say to the ship?

Nothing, just waved.

Beth Andrea · January 30, 2015, 08:00:03 PM

Quote from: stephaniec on January 30, 2015, 04:31:50 PM

WE'RE #n/n!!!

...and sometimes we are end over end, too...

stephaniec · January 31, 2015, 02:46:40 AM

dalebert · January 31, 2015, 09:55:40 AM

Oh, Stephanie. I'm so glad you're here. You fit right in.

stephaniec · January 31, 2015, 10:27:35 AM

stephaniec · January 31, 2015, 10:45:00 AM

dalebert · January 31, 2015, 05:04:32 PM

dalebert · January 31, 2015, 05:05:10 PM

dalebert · January 31, 2015, 05:06:48 PM

dalebert · January 31, 2015, 05:31:05 PM

Not many people fit this description! Time for genderless restrooms.

stephaniec · January 31, 2015, 05:58:36 PM

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dalebert · January 31, 2015, 06:24:09 PM

dalebert · January 31, 2015, 06:44:03 PM

dalebert · January 31, 2015, 06:48:59 PM

The coolest car evar!

stephaniec · January 31, 2015, 11:59:05 PM

immortal gypsy · February 01, 2015, 12:30:45 AM

At night I sleep like a baby.

I wake up every three hours crying and hungry

Illuminess · February 01, 2015, 08:29:47 PM

dalebert · February 02, 2015, 11:52:08 AM

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The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread