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Questions people ask you when you're transgender.

Started by natalie19, March 07, 2015, 11:29:16 PM

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Eveline

#60
March 11, 2015, 09:47:39 PM
"Your whole personality has changed. Is that on purpose?"

I was at a loss for words, and then the moment for a snappy reply was gone...
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Dee Marshall

#61
March 11, 2015, 10:05:33 PM
Quote from: Wynternight on March 11, 2015, 09:45:13 PM
All of us know each other. We have a secret handshake and decoder ring!
I don't have a decoder ring. I DO have a borgia ring.
April 22, 2015, the day of my first face to face pass in gender neutral clothes and no makeup. It may be months to the next one, but I'm good with that!

Being transgender is just a phase. It hardly ever starts before conception and always ends promptly at death.

They say the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. I say, climb aboard!
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AndreaLinda

#62
March 11, 2015, 10:34:28 PM
"Are you fully transgendered?"

ffsshh answered:
yes. after years of intensive training my transmentor finally took me to scale mount transgend & as the sun set on the peak we performed the sacred ceremony wherein he bestowed my trans name upon me & said the words i was dying to hear: "tyler, you have proven your ability to transgender is great & i believe you have mastered the ancient art of transgendering. you are fully transgendered"

I just wanted to share this with you guys, It made me laugh sooo freaking hard  ;D :D ;D
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Wynternight

#63
March 11, 2015, 10:50:44 PM
Quote from: AndreaLinda on March 11, 2015, 10:34:28 PM
"Are you fully transgendered?"

ffsshh answered:
yes. after years of intensive training my transmentor finally took me to scale mount transgend & as the sun set on the peak we performed the sacred ceremony wherein he bestowed my trans name upon me & said the words i was dying to hear: "tyler, you have proven your ability to transgender is great & i believe you have mastered the ancient art of transgendering. you are fully transgendered"

I just wanted to share this with you guys, It made me laugh sooo freaking hard  ;D :D ;D

My Master, Trans Li, took me aside one day when all the other students were dismissed and told me, "Your trans fu is strong. Let us see if you can use it."

What followed was an epic battle of makeup, walking in heels, colour coordinating, and hair care. After many hours my mentor said "Enough! I cannot defeat your trans fu! You are the Master now!" I was given the ancient staff of Transness and sent out to trans the world over, drifting like Kwai Chang Caine, only in heels.
Stooping down, dipping my wings, I came into the darkly-splendid abodes. There, in that formless abyss was I made a partaker of the Mysteries Averse. LIBER CORDIS CINCTI SERPENTE-11;4

HRT- 31 August, 2014
FT - 7 Sep, 2016
VFS- 19 October, 2016
FFS/BA - 28 Feb, 2018
SRS - 31 Oct 2018
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AndreaLinda

#64
March 11, 2015, 10:57:58 PM
Quote from: Wynternight on March 11, 2015, 10:50:44 PM
My Master, Trans Li, took me aside one day when all the other students were dismissed and told me, "Your trans fu is strong. Let us see if you can use it."

What followed was an epic battle of makeup, walking in heels, colour coordinating, and hair care. After many hours my mentor said "Enough! I cannot defeat your trans fu! You are the Master now!" I was given the ancient staff of Transness and sent out to trans the world over, drifting like Kwai Chang Caine, only in heels.

I can't stop laughing! LOL
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StrykerXIII

#65
March 11, 2015, 10:59:49 PM
"Are you fully transgendered?"

...I'm sorry, but I have to let my sarcastic, snarky, smart-alecky personality override common courtesy here.

Yes. I spent many years as a nomad, searching for the fabled Trans-Ri-La. I climbed the peak of Mount Transjiyama, and meditated with the monks of the Order of Gender-Bending. I trained in the art of Trans-Kwan-Do, and quickly rose to the top. I could outshine the most fabulous Gender-beinging monk with little more thank a sultry sigh or a flirtatious wink. A single schoolgirl-giggle from me could rip you to pieces. I learned the art of Fabulosity (that is a real word, you know. It's part of the native tongue of Trans-Ri-La.), becoming a black belt in mere weeks. Be cautious, grasshopper - I am a living weapon of mass sex appeal.
To strive to reach the apex of evolution is folly, for to achieve the pinnacle is to birth a god.

When the Stryker fires, all turn to dust in its wake.
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Devlyn

#66
March 11, 2015, 11:01:18 PM
Twice today "Excuse me, do you have a dollar?"
Once today "Excuse me, miss, do you have a dollar?"   ;D Yes, I do!

Ironically, it was the same homeless lady all three times!
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Jill F

#67
March 12, 2015, 12:11:26 AM
Quote from: Wynternight on March 11, 2015, 10:50:44 PM
My Master, Trans Li, took me aside one day when all the other students were dismissed and told me, "Your trans fu is strong. Let us see if you can use it."

What followed was an epic battle of makeup, walking in heels, colour coordinating, and hair care. After many hours my mentor said "Enough! I cannot defeat your trans fu! You are the Master now!" I was given the ancient staff of Transness and sent out to trans the world over, drifting like Kwai Chang Caine, only in heels.

Hahahahahahahaha!  You must snatch this lipstick tube from my hand, grasshopper.

And yes, we all must clearly know each other. *eyeroll*

In all seriousness, I ran into David Carradine in the checkout line at the grocery store once.  He dropped his change, I picked it up and handed it to him, then kicked myself for not asking him to snatch it from my hand. 

Oh well, just wait until I put out the movies, "Fill Jill, Parts I and II".  :P

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