"Easter's been cancelled.  They found the body."  - George Carlin

Yuck

Ethernet (n): What you use to catch the Ether Bunny

Pirate Dictionary 

Instigator - Definition of instigator (ĭn′stĭ-gāt′arrr) 1. An alligator that suddenly appears

A woman's cat passed away, she loved the cat so much she took it to a taxidermist

Still feeling lonely, she started going to group therapy sessions

When asked what her favorite activity was she replied...

"Well, since I'd got my pussy stuffed I tend to just lay about watching the TV while I stroke it"

Quote from: dalebert on April 05, 2015, 11:55:35 PM

The Green Green Grass Of Home!

My meager contribution.


From the movie Shanghai Calling which I am watching now and heard this in it and thought it was a good fit.

"Hey, you should go to Bangkok, I know this really hot masseuse there, her name is Kevin"

Quote from: marsh monster on April 06, 2015, 12:21:15 PM
My meager contribution.


From the movie Shanghai Calling which I am watching now and heard this in it and thought it was a good fit.

"Hey, you should go to Bangkok, I know this really hot masseuse there, her name is Kevin"

OMG...*checks Netflix*

http://i.imgur.com/XPpRp7M.jpg
That one makes me laugh every time I see it, dalebert.

What's the difference between an extroverted and an introverted engineer?

An extroverted engineer looks at your feet when he talks to you.

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I found some more of those HERE!