I dreamed that i walked into my old JROTC class in high school and when they did they, there was a mini-indoor track improvoised around the desks and the cadets were running around it, so I joined in and started singing cadences.  I was wondering how my Chief would feel about my cadences being non-Navy, but I'm sure he didn't mind.  When I was finished, he told me that I better move to my desk ASAP so I quickly moved there and stood at attention, and then sat down when I was allowed to.  As I looked around, I saw the students have on camouflage uniforms.  I felt bad because I didn't have one on.  I also saw one of the cadets who was in my class once.  He was like the perfect cadent, and he had on his uniform too, and I felt bad looking at all of these future soldiers, knowing that could never be with them among the ranks one day.

I have to share this so I remember it myself.

I somehow ended up in a shower with an ex girlfriend I used to be crazy about and we still had our clothes on. We started making out passionately like this is what we always wanted and I took off her shirt to expose her breasts in her bra. Then she took off my shirt and there were my breasts and she was weirded out. Lol Then she backed away and left and there was this feeling of letting go.

I don't think this is too hard to figure out the meaning, but it was still really funny.

Last night I had a really strange convoluted dream, it starred 4 main "actors", one was me, one was my mum, one was a stunningly attractive woman & the other was a brother who I haven't seen for over a decade.

I was on a ship & deeply attracted to the woman, this was a strange start because i'm not attracted to women. Me & her danced with her always leading the dance (oldie style dancing), then she chatted me up with her doing the chatting up & me acting like a simpering victorian woman.
Then my brother came on the scene & swept her off of her feet to my utter devestation, me & him argued & almost came to blows, then the dream moved to a later point in time (days? Hours? who knows?). My Mum then entered the dream & told me that they were due to meet in a cafe but if I got there first then I could sweep her off of her feet, I rushed to the cafe & after searching through a sea of attractive yet faceless women I found her.
We started flirting & really hit it off but suddenly the boat shuddered & started sinking, the woman became obsessed with finding my brother & no matter how hard I tried I couldn't get her to come with me to get to a lifeboat.
She then explained that even though she loved me she had travelled back in time as it was her destiny for her and my brother to die together on this sinking ship (don't ask how she could travel back in time if she'd died, dreams don't have to make sense).
I got into a lifeboat & as the lifeboat was launched its propeler hit my brother & this woman & chopped them into little bits!!
This was where I woke up thinking "what the hell was THAT all about???"

If anyone has any idea what my brain was trying to tell me then good luck working out that crazy mess

After my previous dream I fell asleep & had a dream about the upcoming Star Wars film

POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT

The film was George Lucas playing with Star Wars action figures for two hours, pmsl
Maybe I should just have myself locked in a padded room now & save society the effort later on