Holiday edition...

Chrismess-  What you have to constantly clean before, during and after Christmas.

Fed-Xmas -  When you wait until the last minute to ship your gifts and they need to be overnighted.

Barffet- don't eat the sushi. Whatever you do, don't eat the sushi.
Bar "F"- what happens after you've already been to Bars "A" through "E".

Unday- A day where nothing happens or gets done.

Karma-raderie  hanging out with, or being friends with people for the sake of good karma or self advancement.

Karmaraderie happens a lot around the holidays...

Raccident- when you bash your already-sore bewb on the closet door
Rackupuncture- see nipple piercing *OWWW!*

Drunch- A brunch with too many mimosas.

Educated guests - Many of my frequent visitors have PhDs.

A true story...

My wife and I frequent a BBQ restaurant, where we are friends with the owner/chef.  He prides himself as a beer aficionado and has at least a hundred brews avaliable on the menu.  One day, a brewery sales rep came in with something so rare and unusual that my chef friend was only offered a taste from the growler.  He tried to buy the rest of the growler, but the rep said that he could be fired for selling it, which was against the rules.  Instead, he decided to cook the sales rep a Cajun calamari dish in exchange for the remainder of the beer.

As the chef, my wife and I sampled this rare brew over the story of how he had acquired it, I had to ask this question:

"Was it squid pro quo?"

Cactopus- an aloe vera plant

Trans*plant - what I may need if I want a more feminine hairline at the corners.

Epi-later - When the thought of epilating right now is too much to bear.

Hacktivist - see Salcedo, Bamby

Sycophantics - the actions of a brownnoser

Crapsaicin- the main ingredient of the fiery runs.  See fierrhea.

Now I have Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" stuck in my head.  This is what I get for getting loco with the salsa last night...

Jackasserole- when you "accidentally" put in twice as much cheese as the recipe calls for.

Bedcrumbs - the next worst thing to an actual wet blanket.

Quote from: Jill F on April 10, 2015, 04:57:34 PM
Jackasserole- when you "accidentally" put in twice as much cheese as the recipe calls for.

Also known as a gut plug. 

Snoise - a white noise/sound generator used to help one sleep.

Stopen - leaving the oven door open to help heat the house/kitchen after baking something.  E.g. "Are you going to stopen?"

Floordrobe - When you can't decide what to wear and are too lazy to hang your rejected articles of clothing back up. *le sigh*  I suppose I should pick them up ay some point.