Hmmm, it pains me to say, but probably A for *most* situations.

Would you rather:

A.  Wear a polo shirt on a hot day

or

B.  Wear a tank top on a cold day

A polo shirt on a warm day (with short sleeves [emoji14])

Would you rather walk on the Mountains in the ->-bleeped-<-ing cold being naked being completely alone

Or being naked at a nude beach and feel dysphoric as hell, but yet the people dont know you at all because your on vacation by yourself and its ->-bleeped-<-ing warm?

Mountain

Would you rather:

A. Drink orange juice

or

B. Drink soda

hard one...

but since its soda.. i choose coca cola !!!!

would you rather

be deaf
or blind

Deaf

Would you rather:

A. Get a tan

or

B. Dig a hole

Dig a hole. lol

Would you rather attend a concert of:

A. The Pretty Reckless

or

B. Lara Fabian

I don't know either of them, but if I had to choose I say The Pretty Reckless, only because of the name.

Would you rather:

A.  Work fast food

or

B. Work retail

Retail. Retail. : )))

Would you rather wear watch made of:

A. Stainless steel

or

B. Ceramic

Stainless steel!!!!

Would you rather:

A.  Play golf

or

B. Play tennis

Tennis of course.

Would you rather watch:

A. An implosion

or

B. An explosion

ahh.. a good explosion is something to behold

I can stand in front of a mirror someday and watch and implosion.

would you rather...get a paper cut?

or

would you rather...eat something you don't like?

Eat something I don't like- I can always wash it down with a beverage I like. 

Would you rather:

A.  Be in a military special force group

or

B. Go to Harvard University on a full-ride.

Harvard for sure. I'd love to study law and become a lawyer advocate for transgender issues.

so..
would you rather:
A. deal with helping a friend move
or
B. Get a root canal at the dentist

(am moving myself to a new apartment right now)

Help a friend move!

Would you rather:

A. Run one mile

or

B. Swim 500 yards

I will call it a 500 m swim. There is a ~1 km canal passing just below my window.

Who swam 500m, had reached the 500 yard achievement as well.

Would you now rather:

A. get some new clothing

or

B. have a very nice meal

New clothing!  I need more male clothing and military clothing.

Would you rather:

A.  Own a stun gun

or

B. Own pepper spray

Stun gun for sure..put the perp down.

A.  lie in the beach all afternoon

or

B. hike a mountain trail all morning

Hike a mountain trail as that sounds more adventurous!

Would you rather:

A.  Play a game of checkers

or

B. Play ping pong

Play ping pong. I really do like ping pong.

Would you rather:
Jump into a freezing cold lake.
or
Jump into a boiling hot spring.

(they're not actually freezing or boiling, just very very hot/cold)

Jump into a boiling hot spring

Would you rather:

A.  Wear a bunny costume

or

B. Wear a banana costume