Quote from: LordKAT on June 06, 2015, 02:11:54 AM

Breathing is difficult, who knew it could be so much work.

Difficulty breathing? Whats going on?

A combination of things, partly due to lack of meds, partly due to pollen, and a very hard time quitting cigarettes.  Binding probably isn't helping much.

Gentle Hug my friend

Thanks

So we have crazy property prices in Sydney that just keep going up.
Every weekend new records are set and all over the news.

Last time I looked my place was worth, well a lot more than I paid 6.5 years ago.
Now I look again today at similar places sold in my suburb. 7 figure OMG!!!!
This is just insane. I work darn hard and most goes to my mortgage.

How is anyone able to buy in?
Property bubble? Even Captain obvious can see that it is and he's blind.

I feel guilty living by myself and having a spare room.
Not for long though.

My sister has to get surgery done because her uterus is sticking to her stomach.  I asked her when and she said either in August or September.......really?  Right around the time when I'm supposed to have surgery....  If I follow through, then this will be interesting, and not in a good way.  Watch, her surgery date will probably land on my date....

It was sort of sad to finally harvest our pineapple, but it is tasty and we made estate pina coladas out of it.  Cheers!

I'm wondering if things would be better if I took a handful of xanax

No - I'm not suicidal, just having one of those days whee I'm so out of sync and the noise in my brain is drivingme crazy.

I'm getting restless, and my kitchen keeps calling me to play. This can only lead to trouble.

One time I ended up making a carrot cake and giving it very bright green icing

Dear opponents of same-sex marriage,

My wife of 21 years and I would like to thank you for empowering us to destroy the sanctity of your second, third and fourth marriages, as well as the "moral fabric of society".

You're welcome.

And BTW, what exactly is this "moral fabric" of which you speak, and where can we find dresses made from it?

Quote from: Jill F on June 08, 2015, 07:46:02 PM
Dear opponents of same-sex marriage,

My wife of 21 years and I would like to thank you for empowering us to destroy the sanctity of your second, third and fourth marriages, as well as the "moral fabric of society".

You're welcome.

And BTW, what exactly is this "moral fabric" of which you speak, and where can we find dresses made from it?

I bet Monica would have loved to have had a dress made of it, I hear its semen stain resistant...

I don't know.  But I buy all my immoral fibres at Tramps-R-Us! 

I'm so happy that only my clownfish liquid paperweight broke!

I need some orange juice.

I've seen so much infighting and hostility within our community over the last month that I'm tempted to say goodbye, it's sad for me because I love you, I love the creative, smart, courageous people that I meet and befriend but sadly it only takes a few rotten apples to spoil it for everyone.

Why are we our own worst enemies?

I found out about this Titanic liquid paperweight that has a ship and a glacier floating in it.  The liquid paperweight collector in me wants to get this, but I feel like this is disrespectful to those who died on that ship and suffered greatly.  Had the left the word "Titanic" out, I would feel more comfortable buying it because I wouldn't have made the connection.  All I would have seen was a boat and a glacier.  I've been wanting a floatable boat in a liquid paperweight/wave in a bottle for a while.  I don't know.  I'd just feel terribly crappy for buying it.  If I did, then I'd have to just ignore the "Titanic" part and just see it as a boat and a glacier.

Meanwhile, I have to buy another clownish liquid paperweight and want to get a penguin one.

Quote from: immortal gypsy on June 08, 2015, 03:46:16 PM
I'm getting restless, and my kitchen keeps calling me to play. This can only lead to trouble.

One time I ended up making a carrot cake and giving it very bright green icing

Some reason, this sounds tasty.

It was very tasty. Yet some people (adults mostly) couldn't get past the icing to try it.

Quote from: immortal gypsy on June 09, 2015, 01:11:28 AM
It was very tasty. Yet some people (adults mostly) couldn't get past the icing to try it.

Anyone that would turn down a carrot cake due to the icing is a poser.

I'll agree with that. somehow green icing on carrot cake actually seems very apt.

Quote from: Laura_Squirrel on June 09, 2015, 01:41:27 AM
Anyone that would turn down a carrot cake due to the icing is a poser.

I only pretend to be a poser.