You can always trust the untrustworthy because you can always trust that they will be untrustworthy. Its the trustworthy you can't trust.

Only I could have a job where I payout someone $250 extra one day. THEN have to do everyone's pays, (the boss included) that very next week

Humans didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from anal retentive squirrels and other rodents

Mother's logic

"Mum I'm trans and I'm now transitioning to female"
"Ok you do what you have to do"

"Mum I now have a girlfriend" (me)
"Well if she makes you happy, I'm glad for the both of you"

"Mum I've decided to take on a more vegetarian diet"
"But baby can I still cook you bacon and eggs for breakfast, when you come up for your holiday . You use to love your bacon and eggs"

Freaky day is freaky because I had a machine that's classified as dangerous and weighing ~2,5 metric tons under my behind and I had to turn it 180 degrees.

A fricky-fracking forklift.

Quote from: V M on September 22, 2015, 10:40:37 PM
Humans didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from anal retentive squirrels and other rodents

germans to be precise evolved from them.

I'm thinking that I should probably say something interesting in this thread, but now my mind has gone blank and I can't think of anything other than thinking of something to say. Oh wait, terraria. Minecraft. Dragon Age. Xbox.


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I used to want to live in New York, but from what I've heard, the weapons laws seem pretty strict.  I want to be able to legally have a bunch of guns in my place, so NY may not be the place for me.  I need to check out states with looser gun laws.  Open carry would be nice, but concealed carry works for me.

Quote from: King Malachite on September 29, 2015, 01:30:33 AM
I used to want to live in New York, but from what I've heard, the weapons laws seem pretty strict.  I want to be able to legally have a bunch of guns in my place, so NY may not be the place for me.  I need to check out states with looser gun laws.  Open carry would be nice, but concealed carry works for me.

Come to the land of the Desert Sun.

#1 in gun laws for the past 5 years.

concealed carry permit? What's that?

Well, last night was fun until it ended abruptly.  We saw AC/DC at Dodger Stadium.  Normally I don't go to concerts there as it's a pretty sucky venue, but we figured it might be the last chance to ever see them, so we splurged for seats up front.   We were third row center from the stage and front row for the catwalk.  Unfortunately, StubHub were complete bastards about how the tickets were to be delivered to us and we had to wait an hour while the will call tried to sort it out.  Then there were lines to get in other lines to get in yet more lines, and then there were beer lines and ultimately, "beer return lines".  Having an estimated 2:1 M/F ratio here was advantageous for that.

The concert was pretty awesome, and I definitely got a couple of master class guitar lessons in from Angus.  My pick slides and reinforced flutters and bends will never be the same.  I sang all of Bon Scott's songs at the top of my lungs.  Apparently I can still nail Bon and could still gig some of those songs today. "Big Balls", anyone?

Getting out was even worse than getting in.   We thought we could just sit in our seats to wait out the exodus, but we were quickly booted by security.  We walked all around the place to the taxi area, but no cab would take us.  Uber was way overloaded and traffic out was complete gridlock, so we walked all the way out into a really crappy neighborhood where traffic wasn't as bad.  While we waited on the street for an Uber, we got to encounter some serious lowlife creeps.  One extremely drunk guy came up and said some pretty lewd things to us before he decided that we could probably take him down pretty easily.  I was literally a fraction of a second from knocking him out cold before he found the sense to get away from us.  Then there were the catcalls from passing cars.  I didn't realize how "fine" or effable I must actually be.  (Seriously, how many guys in the history of mankind ever got laid after a crude catcall?  What idiots...)  Fortunately, our Uber showed up before we were assaulted or raped.  The Uber driver was super cool and a total metalhead who sang in a death metal band.  He was stoked that we liked the music he was blasting.  Apparently most passengers he gets don't like metal.  He'll be driving us to and from concerts in the future privately.

So yes, my ears are still ringing, but Angus can wreck my hearing any time he wants to.

It's all my tummy's fault

First off my stomach pipes up "I'm hungry" So my brain replies "So cook up some food, fish tacos sound good"

So then the rest of my body chimes in "But we're sore and tired and don't feel like cooking tonight, can't we just go out to eat?"

Where upon my brain responds "No, you're broke and your feet kinda smell, so you're going to have to make due with what you've got on hand"

So I guess I'll be in the kitchen barefoot but not pregnant and making fish tacos 

Oh, and I hate election years 

Quote from: Jill F on September 29, 2015, 03:45:09 PM
Well, last night was fun until it ended abruptly.  We saw AC/DC at Dodger Stadium.  Normally I don't go to concerts there as it's a pretty sucky venue, but we figured it might be the last chance to ever see them, so we splurged for seats up front.   We were third row center from the stage and front row for the catwalk.  Unfortunately, StubHub were complete bastards about how the tickets were to be delivered to us and we had to wait an hour while the will call tried to sort it out.  Then there were lines to get in other lines to get in yet more lines, and then there were beer lines and ultimately, "beer return lines".  Having an estimated 2:1 M/F ratio here was advantageous for that.

The concert was pretty awesome, and I definitely got a couple of master class guitar lessons in from Angus.  My pick slides and reinforced flutters and bends will never be the same.  I sang all of Bon Scott's songs at the top of my lungs.  Apparently I can still nail Bon and could still gig some of those songs today. "Big Balls", anyone?

Getting out was even worse than getting in.   We thought we could just sit in our seats to wait out the exodus, but we were quickly booted by security.  We walked all around the place to the taxi area, but no cab would take us.  Uber was way overloaded and traffic out was complete gridlock, so we walked all the way out into a really crappy neighborhood where traffic wasn't as bad.  While we waited on the street for an Uber, we got to encounter some serious lowlife creeps.  One extremely drunk guy came up and said some pretty lewd things to us before he decided that we could probably take him down pretty easily.  I was literally a fraction of a second from knocking him out cold before he found the sense to get away from us.  Then there were the catcalls from passing cars.  I didn't realize how "fine" or effable I must actually be.  (Seriously, how many guys in the history of mankind ever got laid after a crude catcall?  What idiots...)  Fortunately, our Uber showed up before we were assaulted or raped.  The Uber driver was super cool and a total metalhead who sang in a death metal band.  He was stoked that we liked the music he was blasting.  Apparently most passengers he gets don't like metal.  He'll be driving us to and from concerts in the future privately.

So yes, my ears are still ringing, but Angus can wreck my hearing any time he wants to.

Yea, though I walk through the Valley of The Shadow of Amps, I shall hear no riffs,
....for Angus has taken my hearing too!   

Hugs, Devlyn

Quote from: Sigyn on September 29, 2015, 01:38:52 AM
Come to the land of the Desert Sun.

#1 in gun laws for the past 5 years.

concealed carry permit? What's that?

Is that Arizona?

It's raining, - how unusual 

How nice.

I have a 4km trip to cycle and it's raining. Not to mention the wind warning that's been issued in this area.

So amused.

Could someone PLEASE invent compact disc packaging that doesn't wreck your manicure when you try to open it for the first time? 

Guys, when you come up with packaging schemes, please keep in mind that women with pretty nails need to open them too.

Quote from: Jill F on October 10, 2015, 05:26:11 PM
Could someone PLEASE invent compact disc packaging that doesn't wreck your manicure when you try to open it for the first time? 

Guys, when you come up with packaging schemes, please keep in mind that women with pretty nails need to open them too.

I find a small pocket knife, steak knife or the edge of a pair of open scissors works pretty well, I just run the blade along the edge where the CD opens 

Quote from: V M on October 10, 2015, 05:56:40 PM
I find a small pocket knife, steak knife or the edge of a pair of open scissors works pretty well, I just run the blade along the edge where the CD opens 

Note to self: invent Swiss Army nails.

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Could double as Cat Woman claws for Halloween 

Quote from: V M on October 10, 2015, 08:55:28 PM


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Could double as Cat Woman claws for Halloween 

I will be needing a corkscrew, a potato peeler, chopsticks, mascara brush, and a date with Johnny "Edward Scissorhands" Depp then.