Corrupt-A-Wish 2.0

Dee Marshall · October 23, 2015, 04:47:01 AM

Quote from: HackerAshley on October 22, 2015, 07:42:19 PM

I wish one of the Nascar cars had the transgender pride flags and symbols all over it.

Granted, the Confederate Battle Flag becomes the recognised symbol of transgender people world wide. Now you can't tell us from the people who loathe us.

I wish for an Emily Latella wishing ring.

jingling_void · October 23, 2015, 02:26:20 PM

Quote from: Dee Marshall on October 23, 2015, 04:47:01 AM
Granted, the Confederate Battle Flag becomes the recognised symbol of transgender people world wide. Now you can't tell us from the people who loathe us.

I wish for an Emily Latella wishing ring.

Granted but now your house is cramped with all the wishes
I wish I had longer hair and beard

SilverWing · October 23, 2015, 03:30:09 PM

Granted. Your hair and beard now encircle the globe seven thousand times.

I wish I had the best Android smartphone in the universe.

ChiGirl · October 23, 2015, 04:35:40 PM

Granted. Apple copied it, called it the 7 and everyone bought it putting Android phones out of business.

I wish I was shorter.

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V M · October 24, 2015, 03:06:28 AM

Granted, but now you have to get all your clothes tailored to fit and have your vehicle modified so you can reach the pedals and see over the dashboard

I wish I wasn't so depressed

KyleEdric · October 24, 2015, 07:33:31 AM

Granted. You're now irrationally angry at all times of day, though.

I wish my voice would come back

soaringPhoenix · October 24, 2015, 08:29:19 AM

Granted, but you now talk like smeagol from Lord of the Rings.

I wish I had a bunny rabbit.

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Catherine Sarah · October 24, 2015, 08:36:53 AM

Granted. Sadly it went missing for a week and unbeknown to you your next door neighbour had one as well.now you have 147,842,927,402,173,056,991,813,481,989,444,710,889,101,297,659,326,004 of them and 8 on the way.

I wish I was able to skip breakfast

KyleEdric · October 24, 2015, 11:35:24 AM

Quote from: Catherine Sarah on October 24, 2015, 08:36:53 AM
Granted. Sadly it went missing for a week and unbeknown to you your next door neighbour had one as well.now you have 147,842,927,402,173,056,991,813,481,989,444,710,889,101,297,659,326,004 of them and 8 on the way.

I wish I was able to skip breakfast

OMG I lost count after 991 decillion rabbits there. Is that enough to bury the Earth at all? Anyways,

Granted, but soon you come across a catastrophic shift in your timeline that could've been prevented had you eaten breakfast every day.

I wish that people didn't have to be jerks to one another.

SilverWing · October 24, 2015, 05:23:00 PM

Granted, but it means the rise of Big Brother and the total collapse of the economy.

I wish I had a cat.

KyleEdric · October 25, 2015, 07:25:39 AM

Granted. His name is Cuddles, he clocks in at over 400 lbs, and he eats his full weight in antelope every week.

I wish I could see into the future.

MsMouse · October 25, 2015, 08:01:14 AM

Granted, but now you only have one eye and can only see your own death.

I wish I didn't have this beard stubble.

Everbrooke · October 25, 2015, 01:01:14 PM

Granted! Enjoy your face tentacles >

I wish I had a book that anything I wrote in it would come true exactly and couldn't be used by anyone else.

Kittenswithmittens · October 25, 2015, 01:03:01 PM

Granted, but you become dyslexic and mess things up pretty badly.

I wish my contact lenses wouldn't be so dry

SilverWing · October 25, 2015, 05:15:29 PM

Granted. Now you are The Human Waterfall of Tears, and the government wants you to rehydrate the desert.

I wish I was the Queen of the Universe.

KyleEdric · October 25, 2015, 06:59:40 PM

Granted but you're overthrown in an extraterrestrial coupe within a month of your reign.

I wish I could restore an old house I loved.

rachel89 · October 26, 2015, 01:06:45 AM

Granted, but you bought it in a real estate bubble.
I wish I could make millions of dollars a day.

Jera · October 26, 2015, 01:11:46 AM

Granted, but it doesn't take very long for the police to discover the printer you use to make them.

I wish people would respect nature more.

kittenpower · October 26, 2015, 01:22:26 AM

Granted, but now shoes have been banned worldwide, because of the damage they were doing to the ground, so you are forced to walk around barefoot, and there's always a large stone waiting with your big toe's name on it.

I wish my cats could talk.

V M · October 26, 2015, 01:29:41 AM

Granted, but they have abusively foul mouths and curse and swear while telling you dirty jokes and insults

I wish my apt. was beach front property rather far inland near an active volcano

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