Granted. It was pretty lucky finding a lake so far underground. But the water is sulfuric and hard to drink, and you quickly begin to miss the sun.

I wish politicians could not lie.

Granted. Honest Abe Lincoln comes back as a zombie, and runs for president on the "can I get fries with that?" Ticket, after eating Donald Trump's hairpiece.

I wish mullets were back in style.

Granted, the politicians in the state where you live mandate under state law that all citizens have mullet wigs stapled to their heads

I wish I wasn't so worried about finances

GRANTED !!!!!!!!

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I wish everyone was as insane as me (Gawd help us)

Granted!!!  The world is now like the Meet the Pyro video:


I wish I had the ability to browse the internet and connect to Wi-Fi with my mind.

Granted, but every time you access the Internet your mind is downloaded to Facebook.

I wish I knew how to expertly play every musical instrument.

Granted, but you now have fingers like Edward Scissorhands.

I wish Darth Vader ran for president.

Granted, but he is eaten by Honest Abe Lincoln Zombie who came back just to eat Donald Trump's hairpiece and is now running for president on the "Can I Get Fries With That" Ticket, and according to the latest Gallup Poll numbers, is eating his way towards victory.

I wish my Edward Scissor hands changed back to normal hands, and I could still expertly play every musical instrument.

Quote from: kittenpower on October 26, 2015, 02:12:44 PM
Granted, but he is eaten by Honest Abe Lincoln Zombie who came back just to eat Donald Trump's hairpiece and is now running for president on the "Can I Get Fries With That" Ticket, and according to the latest Gallup Poll numbers, is eating his way towards victory.

I wish my Edward Scissor hands changed back to normal hands, and I could still expertly play every musical instrument.

granted but you can no longer hear and enjoy music.

i wish i could see the future, specifically my transition.

Quote from: LJP on October 26, 2015, 02:41:10 PM
granted but you can no longer hear and enjoy music.

i wish i could see the future, specifically my transition.

Granted, but everything you see is the worst case that is at all likely.

I wish everyone would just have more empathy for one another.

Granted, but it makes everyone SUPER passive.

I wish I could play bass.

Granted, but every time you play it summons the Spirit of Evil Clowns.

I wish I owned Microsoft.

Granted. However while you were in holidays, Apple bought you out for a song. You're now looking for your next job.

I wish all desserts weren't fatting.

Granted, but since fat is basically flavor in any kind of cooking, all those fat free desserts taste like cardboard XP

I wish my dogs didn't bark at everything that moves.

Granted. Now they bark at everything that's still.

I wish I had a Batmobile.

Granted, but it's broken down and beyond repair, the wheels are off, and it's sitting on cement blocks in your front yard (because the genie who granted your wish was a redneck genie, and some of it rubbed off on you).

I wish for 3 more wishes.

Granted, but they all come with 300% more corruption than the average wish granted here.


I wish that I could control time.

Granted, but every time you control time you get a millimeter taller.

I wish I was invincible.

Granted, but now you are a Samsonite suitcase.

I wish I had a flying carpet.

Granted, but now you've been grounded by the FAA and face paying a heavy fine for obstructing and endangering commercial air traffic   

I wish a tornado would come and gently carry my apt. to the tropical beach front property of my choice