I had a choice of living on either hot-dogs and bacon or pizza and beer. I chose the latter.
Processed meats being linked to cancer is very old news, about 5 years now. Ten or more amongst the organic/heath food crowd. TBH if you dared to read the list of ingredients on a package of hot dogs you'd make a once or twice a year treat at best. OTOH bacon..... You only live once, right? Plus what's a quiche w/o bacon? And what's that old saying about kitchens and sausage

Just more proof that Moore's Law (If more is good then too much is just right) should not be a life style choice