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Corrupt-A-Wish 2.0

Started by Dee Marshall, October 23, 2015, 04:47:01 AM

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Catherine Sarah

#60
October 30, 2015, 08:59:04 PM
Quote from: KyleEdric on October 30, 2015, 10:39:00 AM
Granted but we all win a grand total of 00.00000000000003 cents.

I'm expecting a cheque in the mail, please.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D




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Kova V

#61
October 30, 2015, 11:00:16 PM
Quote from: KyleEdric on October 30, 2015, 04:54:28 PM
Granted, but you wake up to a 28 Days Later situation, and you're totally unprepared.

I wish girls that were mean and manipulative were no longer mean and manipulative.

Granted, the "girls" are now "women" that are mean and manipulative.

I wish Trump never becomes prez in the US.
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FreyasRedemption

#62
October 31, 2015, 04:34:39 AM
Granted. Trump instead switches places with Vladimir Putin, who becomes the new US president due to the Westboro Baptist Church, the KKK and some random Neo-Nazis deciding to sabotage the elections all at the same time. Meanwhile, Trump becomes the Tsar emperor dictator president of Russia, and manages to drive the entire country into a massive financial crisis, causing China to decide "Now we can be rid of Russia" and conquer it in seventeen days. Soon, a new Cold War starts between the US and China.

I wish that all of the above would have zero chance of ever happening.
There is a better tomorrow.
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Catherine Sarah

#63
October 31, 2015, 05:53:34 AM
Sadly, due to progammng limitations,"Corrupt-A-Wish 2.0" can not grant this wish. The parameters you've stated are far too close to the truth and with the high predictability of this actually happening prohibits the assembler language to discount it occuring. The writers of Corrupt-A-Wish 2.0 had only ever thought the sublime and ridiculous could ever be granted.

However in keeping with the spirit of the thread, special dispensation has been granted, and conditional granting (terms and conditions apply) of this wish has been approved.

The Cold War starts almost immediately, freezing all stakeholders (including the Hughes Corporation) and allowing us meer mortals to live yet another day.


I wish that all the streets were paved in gold




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SilverWing

#64
October 31, 2015, 04:51:18 PM
Granted. Now asphalt is the most valuable substance, and the economy is ruined.

I wish the Founding Fathers came back to run our country.
It's a puzzle, because technically I'm still not alive.

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Kova V

#65
October 31, 2015, 10:43:29 PM
Quote from: SilverWing on October 31, 2015, 04:51:18 PM
Granted. Now asphalt is the most valuable substance, and the economy is ruined.

I wish the Founding Fathers came back to run our country.

Granted, the founding father come back as zombie robot vampire ghost pirates and rebuild the USA with giant robots made from Mt. Rushmore and lady liberty.

I wish everyone lived forever.
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Mariah

#66
October 31, 2015, 10:53:32 PM
Granted, everyone is now lives forever because they are made of plastic
I wish this corrupt a wish thread wasn't so darn funny.

Quote from: Kova V on October 31, 2015, 10:43:29 PM
Granted, the founding father come back as zombie robot vampire ghost pirates and rebuild the USA with giant robots made from Mt. Rushmore and lady liberty.

I wish everyone lived forever.
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rachel89

#67
November 01, 2015, 02:19:17 AM
Granted, but now its a depressing "trans people probs" thread.
I wish I had more pretty dresses.


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FreyasRedemption

#68
November 01, 2015, 03:44:09 AM
Granted. Now your entire wardrobe consists of a big pile of pretty dresses, and nothing else. No underwear, no socks, no shoes. Just dresses, dresses, and more dresses.

I wish that everything was awesome.
There is a better tomorrow.
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KyleEdric

#69
November 01, 2015, 04:39:17 PM
Granted. Everything IS awesome thanks to the wonderful miracle drug soma! Any valued citizen NOT partaking in soma will be considered a social outcast. *whispers* Brave New World reference... ._.

I wish I could write like the top authors.
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Mariah

#70
November 01, 2015, 04:57:42 PM
Quote from: KyleEdric on November 01, 2015, 04:39:17 PM
Granted. Everything IS awesome thanks to the wonderful miracle drug soma! Any valued citizen NOT partaking in soma will be considered a social outcast. *whispers* Brave New World reference... ._.

I wish I could write like the top authors.

Granted Your now write like one of top baby book authors.
I wish is it was October 2016 already.
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SilverWing

#71
November 02, 2015, 08:33:12 AM
Granted. You fall out of time and return in October 2016, only to find yourself in the middle of the Apocalypse.

I wish I could make objects out of thin air with my mind.
It's a puzzle, because technically I'm still not alive.

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Dee Marshall

#72
November 02, 2015, 09:08:12 AM
Granted, but all those objects are hello kitty or spongebob branded and you're sued for copyright infringement.

I wish this morning had never happened.
April 22, 2015, the day of my first face to face pass in gender neutral clothes and no makeup. It may be months to the next one, but I'm good with that!

Being transgender is just a phase. It hardly ever starts before conception and always ends promptly at death.

They say the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. I say, climb aboard!
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SilverWing

#73
November 02, 2015, 10:41:01 AM
Granted. Time has now ceased to exist entirely (just like in the DMV!).

I wish I had an army of vampire zombie ghost pirates.
It's a puzzle, because technically I'm still not alive.

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FreyasRedemption

#74
November 02, 2015, 12:29:46 PM
Granted. Now you are an army general in an alternate reality, in which everybody is a walking corpse that oozes ectoplasm, has bat wings and looks like Edward Teach. Everybody.

I wish I had gotten better grades at school.
There is a better tomorrow.
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V M

#75
November 02, 2015, 06:30:55 PM
Granted, you get great grades even honers in school and so now people are even more expectant of you than they already were

I wish I would have kept some of my inventive ideas to myself until first obtaining a patent
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


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SilverWing

#76
November 02, 2015, 07:18:08 PM
Granted. The oil companies caught wind of it, and they burned down your house and all the drafts of the idea.

I wish my phone boot animation was cooler.
It's a puzzle, because technically I'm still not alive.

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Sharon Anne McC

#77
November 05, 2015, 05:59:33 PM
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If I may jump in with this one with what seems an inside concept.

     -  The presentation statement is:  a 20-year-old guy wishes for the greatest head of hair and to never go bald.

     -  The responce is: he must take the full dose of finasteride for the rest of his life.

Allow me to make this point to be certain:  Finasteride could possibly grow hair on a cue ball, yet a male so eager to restore his full head of hair will lose his 'male'-hood.  Not a problem here, eh.

Sorry, this is my first post on this thread idea; I'm not good at this or telling jokes.


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1956:  Birth (AMAB)
1974-1985:  Transition (core transition:  1977-1985)
1977:  Enrolled in Stanford University Medical Center's 'Gender Dysphoria Program'
1978:  First transition medical appointment
1978:  Corresponded with Janus Information Facility (Galveston)
1978:  Changed my SSA file to Sharon / female
1979:  First psychological evaluation - passed
1979:  Began ERT (Norinyl, DES, Premarin, estradiol, progesterone)
1980:  Arizona affirmed me legally as Sharon / female
1980:  MVD changed my licence to Sharon / female
1980:  First bank account as Sharon / female
1982:  Inter-sex exploratory:  diagnosed Inter-sex (genetically female)
1983:  Inter-sex corrective surgery
1984:  Full-blown 'male fail' phase
1985:  Transition complete to female full-time forever
2015:  Awakening from self-imposed deep stealth and isolation
2015 - 2016:  Chettawut Clinic - patient companion and revision
Today:  Happy!
Future:  I wanna return to Bangkok with other Thai experience friends

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Catherine Sarah

#78
November 07, 2015, 10:20:09 AM
Granted. Your male hood is lost as well as the cue ball in the biggest hair ball ever seen. In fact it over the world and no one ever got home on that day because of the hair.

I wish I had a million wishes.




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voxyboo

#79
November 07, 2015, 06:32:09 PM
You now have a million wishes, but they don't work.

I wish I could actually interact with my dog without her trying to bite me.
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