Bring that light closer, I think he's got nits.

Ah yes!!! It's my turn to start the next round of silly Bamboozlings

Ya know, ya carn't beat a cool tub on a hot day.

"I see what you did there..."

no, you can't see me at all....

Yes, that was me. I was once head lion at MGM. You know that gorgeous blond young lion who roared at the beginning of every MGM movie. Well that was until I went grey. Women over 40 in the film industry aren't the only ones who have image problems. Us lions have issues to, you know.

You should see me when I put my dentures in

I was recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists, but I think I'd rather date attorneys.

Now presenting guitar-shaped gum pieces!

Have any of you seen my teeth anywhere?

Look at my new dentures. Don't they sparkle and shine.

Sorry hon, but I never share lip balm

I'll be over as soon as I get my boots on.

I just discovered a major didgeridon't.

This is the new me, guys.  Love me, hate me....I don't give a hoot.

Interest rates will be kept on hold. The economy is growing.

I had no idea what I wanted my front license's plate to say, so I just used my login's password.

Get off my lawn!

grit my teeth.... don't say it....

Does this go with my shoes?