I thought even cave-people knew Captain Jack Sparrow

. I mean he is sometimes the Captain of the Black Pearl (some political stuff that I don't fully understand), and he isn't bad looking to boot.
I'm going to go with Pica on this one, He is FtM AND metrosexual.
P.S. *whispers* Jack Sparrow is a character on the movie series Pirates of the Caribbean played by Johnny Depp.