"Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive.
No further testing is planned."

BOO!

Funny though

^*huggles*

Further, as they gained weight, they grew boobs.

Melissa