Quote from: FluffyPunk on November 25, 2015, 05:06:33 PM
I figured ye did or entertained one way or another from somena ways ye talk an a few yer pix too. Doo bi doo rock yer werld an love it hon. M enjoying mi 2nd puberty intensly as well hon, but I am a Nymphomaniac, an I do suffer from an extreme lust addiction combined with low impulse control in that dept, so na combo can bi a mite harsh on mi at tymes basically being in a fit of lust, but M taken care of an protected as well an I never go out in public alone. But hey, I believe that too has caused mor than one fassion error lol....

Ha ha ha... I'm pretty transparent. I think I entertain myself more than anything. I tend to wander off and get myself in trouble. My only saving grace is that I'm just that adorably loveable. 

Which brings me to the next "true-ism from the Fog" for your thread...

11). A "sundress" becomes a "shirt" for anyone over 5 ft 8... and should probably be treated as such. Sure it gives the illusion of having legs that go to your neck, but that illusion can be quickly destroyed with a light summer's breeze.

12). Always keep at least 3 extra pair of hose and tights on hand! Tears, snags, and runs always appear when you need them! I found it odd that I can walk around all day and not scratch my legs on anything... throw on some panty hose and they're done for!

** Tights can be considered pants, unless you wear panties over them. Then they're considered underwear as far as the cops are concerned. LOL!!

Lol na hon yer not that obvious, m a frmr Cav. Scout. I see much. but ya... Sunshirts lol...

Always wear leggings when publicly wearing a minni.... (same reason)

OOH OOH!!! Iffin he repeatedly says he loves you let him go... Iffin he comes bak with lots of Hello Kitty gifts.... He's a stalker... (Yep, Had one that gave mi HK things lol)

#13 Dresses go on much easier than they come off. Especially when starting out and the shoulders haven't shrunk yet. I am sure that everyone passing the dressing room thought that 8 cursing buffalo were having an orgy in there. Argh! Thought that I would have to rip the dress off or buy it and walk out with it on looking like a walrus stuffed in a sardine can. It only took 20+ minutes and much determination to learn my lesson. Skirt and blouse are an acceptable alternative to a dress.

14). Jean rises for fit... always go higher on the waist to achieve the proper look. Low Rise jeans become obscenely low and will not stay on a t-Girl. Your extra baggage means mid-rise is actually low-rise. High waist is now mid-rise. And so on... nothing more annoying than having to constantly pull your pants up because your butt is creeping out. (Except for when your pants are falling down and a thong is riding up at the same time, that's worse) Bottom line... "say no to low". There's nothing sexy about a lady who can't keep her pants up.

15). Looking back I learned that in my "fog of transition", there's no way to talk your way out of a ticket if your dress flutters up while on a motorcycle... and you can see the reasons why you're paying that fine on YouTube in less than 24 hours.      

lol Good one Mikaela, I personally didn't eever have a dress till just recently. I wanted to wait to have mi breasts, an m not na kind to fake anything. But now that m wearing them, I can totally agree an understand how difficult it must bi to get in an out of em with a larger build.

which would lead to, " never ride na motorbike whilst wearing a micro minni unless ye got leggings on too"

16). While growing your hair out, always look your most feminine when getting a trim. The beauticians will have you set back to square one in a heartbeat! And never get antsy when you can't get an appointment... There's a reason that the lady has an open booking... the "new girl" will scalp you every time! Which is why I have 1 hairdresser and I will stick with him... It's like changing artists mid tattoo... never a good idea! Stick to the man with the plan!

Quote from: FluffyPunk on November 26, 2015, 07:01:25 AM
which would lead to, " never ride na motorbike whilst wearing a micro minni unless ye got leggings on too"

Mine was a "SunShirt". Ha ha ha

Oh Def with na Hair Dresser!!! I havn't yet cut mi hair, but I've experienced that with brow waxing... Just moved 900 miles 3 months ago, havnt found na place I trust an like yet. Which is DEFFINATELY a LAW!! FIND YER ARTISTS an KEEP THEM CLOSE!!!

Harley mi love, we should NEVER get togeather... Lawyers cost too much lol.

Quote from: FluffyPunk on November 26, 2015, 07:26:49 AM
Harley mi love, we should NEVER get togeather... Lawyers cost too much lol.

Te he he he... A few shots of Bushmills and I get to be a little bit too much for myself sometimes. Because no good story starts with someone eating a salad... and Every good story needs a Villain! Muah ha ha ha!!

I've also found that in a courtroom if the story is funny bordering on innocent enough, they'll do everything possible to get you out of there... Judges hate it when the jurors snicker. It means you're winning!   

ok this is a bit a long one but funny as hell... Over na summer of 2014, I had some hooligans living with mi. One nite we were up partying pretty hard with nefarious hippy type things an we were all drawing on arselves. Mi friend McKenna drew a Hittler moustache on herself. we all had a lot of laughs an fekked off to bed. In na morning we all awoke an McKenna was gone. A note on na table stated she had her LAST therapy apt that day a was expectant to bi discharged. We were all having breakkie when She burst into mi flat complaining that she didn't understand but her therapist extended her 2 mor months. As she came in we all raised ar right hands an in unison said " HI McKenna!" she was way confused till as we were rolling on na floor laughing someone handed her a small mirror.....
LESSON LEARNED (thankfully at anothers expense this tyme) ALWAYS CHECK YER FACE!!!
or, Never go to na therapist with a Hittler stache expecting to bi discharged lol

Ha ha ha ha!!! That's classic! That's happened to me, but that others have drawn on my face after I went to sleep... Thankfully I wake up early and always check my face. Vengeance is mine! Unfortunate for them, they slept in too late to bother checking the mirror.

I'd say for #17). Never wear a dress the day after you wax... you should always give them a few days to calm down before putting them on display. Even if your legs looked fine after waxing, the redness will always set in... don't find yourself looking down half way through the day after someone is asking "what happened to your legs?!?"

lol ya I learned that one. I use an epilator fer that.

18). Clip on earrings hurt more than real ones! Bite the bullet and go full piercing, if you feel you need ear jewelry.

19). Real jewelry is actually cheaper than costume jewelry... Once you factor in the time spent taking all the green and orange off your skin; and the chemicals required for cleaning your skin.

OOh yes!!! NO CHEAP ADORNMENTS!!!

And 20). Don't neglect your guy clothes while pre-full time... If you're not vigilant you're new clothes will overtake your closet and you're going to figure out rather quickly your old clothes will have worn holes in them or are all dirty when you really need them!

21). Plan ahead for boobage... If you wait till you "need" one, you'll never be able to find a bra that isn't designed to give you extra oomph! So you'll find yourself caught between the decision of O'Natural  (aka A cup high beams) or "wow this bra makes the girls look amazing" D cups in guy clothes...

sometime bi na end of todae I wanna put all these into a single list then continue.
I find it awesome ye made some na same ignant mistakes I did.

I'm kind of hoping for some more people to jump in on this one... hopefully this all brightens someone's day with a giggle or two. He he he he....

2nd Puberty is the truest description of transition in more ways than one. You'll find that your clothes only fit/last as long as they would for a teenage girl! Not even your shoes are safe from fitment issues as you grow into your true form. And brings me to:

22). Embrace outgrowing your clothes as you go through your "new teenage" years! Don't try to get them to fit as you mature... learn from every girl that has come before you. Let go of those clothes... they're never going to fit again! Camel Toe, double Boob, and Muffin Top are real possibilities if you hang onto your pubescent clothes too long. Lol!