granted. now you only speak dog language. I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow

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Granted. You wake up tomorrow to find you are the only person left on the face of the Earth, so you take the day off.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats & dogs anymore.

Granted. Now you are allergic to humans instead.

I wish that I had some actually good ideas for wishing.

Granted. They were so inspirationally brilliant in fact that none of them were possible to grant, they were soooo magnificent.

I wish summer was all year round

Granted, but that means constant problems with evil stinging wasps and no snow... EVER.

I wish I was on T already

Granted, but you're now a Yeti wearing awful t-shirt who only drinks tea

I wish I had a dog

granted. now everyone else suddenly disappears and you and your dog are the only ones on the planet.
I was I didn't have to go to class

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Granted, because the school closed down due to budget cuts and now you have to start over in a new school.

I wish someone would pay my power bill for me.

Granted your power is paid for, but you now have to pay everyone's else mortgages, and power bills.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

Granted, but it totally screws with everyone's circadian rhythm and throws off working hours.

I wish I didn't have this stent for my kidney anymore >.<

Granted, the stent is removed but on the way home you come across a pair of magic clogs and when you try them on your feet they fit perfectly

Problem is the no matter how hard you try, the shoes won't come off and no matter where you go you think you are in Holland and now no-one understands you

I wish I had more true friendships

I wish that all of the LGBTQ+ community would be accepted for who they are

...( first you have to grant VM's wish )

The lgbtq community is accepted and you get millions of dollars...
Then you forget that you have millions of dollars... lol

Poor VM has been waiting months for her wish.  You now have thousands of true friends.  But they all want to talk on the phone and you can't get anything done.

I wish I didn't have to wait for appointments.

Quote from: KathyLauren on July 31, 2016, 07:11:30 PM
Poor VM has been waiting months for her wish.  You now have thousands of true friends.  But they all want to talk on the phone and you can't get anything done.

I wish I didn't have to wait for appointments.

Granted! Unfortunately they lost your records.

I wish I had my own place.

You have your own place in your cell room.

I wish I'm born a girl

Granted! However, you're a girl forever that never grows up, experiences puberty, or gets married.

I wish the world wouldn't end.

Granted. Now the world never ends, and instead starts to slowly turn into a horrifying dystopia that just keeps getting worse as ages pass. And you're aware that's going to happen and can do absolutely nothing to stop it.

I wish I didn't have social anxiety.

Granted! In fact, you have so little qualms about social gatherings, you wind up joining a massive cult that rises up to destroy the nation.

I wish volcanoes erupted with candy instead of lava.