"Seriously though, I'm really stuck and no one has helped me yet.  Can somebody please get me out?  Anybody!  Anybody please!

I've got nothing

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"Anything the light touches is yours"

"gazing mysteriously into the distance, thinking about things forever kept silent".

Wanna hear my band's new demo on my boombox?

So these is what our twins look like?

What exactly do you mean by "Limp wrist"?

I was told a milk bath helps with healthy skin. Good thing I chased the cows away first.

No, I have no idea what happened with the powered donuts...

'Sup

"Motorcycle, sword, and a sunset.  NOW!"

What the did I come in here for?

Desert Survival Guide 101:
Tip 1: Collect perspiration for drinking water to prevent dehydration.
Tip 2: Boots allow for extra perspiration therefore should be worn at all times.
Tip 3: Unless it's leather no clothing can be worn while collecting the perspiration.
Tip 4: Trust me, I'm not crazy.

How do I know I can trust you without you testing your idea at yourself first?
By the way, I'm wondering if I'm going to nail it. Yes, I put a nail through your Survival Guide book. So I think I nailed it?     

Hey, bro!  I haven't seen you in a since high school.  Yeah, that was a long time ago....almost 20 years, but some things never change.  I'm still working at the same pizza place I was working at back then.  So what kind of pizza can I get for you today?  Right, and what to drink?  Gotcha!  Be back soon with your order, bro!

I'm feeling rather blue today

Are the dress blue and black or white and gold?

That's a pretty hot mannequin on display....

(After being in the sun)
- I'm very hot
- Are you serious?
- Off course!
- Dude, are you going to seek vogue or Vanity fair now since you considering yourself hot? Haha!