In a game where one makes up words for the avatar of the post before them...

Curses to that Little Caesars mascot!! That was my job! Of course, the manager did catch me asleep a few times and stealing pizzas.
With new hope. Taco Bell, here I come!

Enjoying the results of my new floral shampoo "maybe she's born with it"

Your Avatar Here. ( )

"Here is the logo of the new Portia hats I am selling."

You should see the other half of my head.

"Hmmmmm, he's blue just like me!"

Honestly, though, have you seen this new power armor?

"Please put my created character in your visual novel!"

When I shift into... Maximum Overdrive!!!

I've got a ear ache. Yep that is serious!

Go ahead.

Make my day!

No TV. No internet. Gotta do something.

Darned pet squirrel.  Gotta keep the pets out of the lab when mixing polyjuice potion!

Dear Doctor, I have a problem. I have this flower growing out of my ass.

Don't look at me. This entertainment center isn't gonna move itself!

Life is pretty rosy these days.

Hey! How's it goin'?

I hate walking across carpet.
It takes all day to get the static out of my fur and lay down smooth again.

Young women at mall kiosk :
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Older Gentleman:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOUNG LADY??

Young Woman:
Sir, We are screening for hearing loss.

Older Gentleman:
WHAT DID YOU SAY???

Young Woman:
Sir,   We    are    screen-ing    for    hear-ing    loss!

Older Gentleman:
WHAT   DID   YOU  SAY???

Young Woman:
We  are  giving  free  hearing  test   today  Sir.

Older Gentle Man:
WHAT??? URINE TEST???  MAAM, WHY WOULD I WANT A FREE URINE TEST???

Guy:- I have so dirty mind.
Girlfriend:- Maybe I should brainwash you.