Your eyebrows don't look bad at all - you actually look great!
But if you're worried about your brows, I know this might sound crazy - but just find a strip mall that has a nail salon that looks legit/established...walk in and ask, "can you help me clean up my eyebrows a little bit?"
They'll say "sure!" and likely take you back to a little chair or room in back they use as a waxing station - 10 minutes later they'll have you all fixed up...just taking care of stray hairs...tell them to go easy if you want, but nobody will notice. It'll make you look better in guy mode too.
Another trick, if you're really worried, is to get a haircut right before - everybody will notice the haircut instead of the brows (which they probably won't notice anyway). If anybody ever does, you can always say "oh ya, when I got the haircut the haircut lady insisted that I let her clean up my eyebrows too"
Anyway - hope that gives you some ideas - but you're perfect the way you are too!