My smelly roommate is always on top of my couch, so I am not willing to get near enough to discover what's underneath. Actually, I might get rid of the couch and let him keep whatever is under it.

Nothing. I am not exciting...

I'm not really sure for the most part. My girlfriend has stored some stuff under there that I'm not too sure about. The only thing I know for sure is that our cat likes to sleep under there from time to time

~ The soothers my toddler stashed and forgot about
~ Random crumbs from said toddler
~ mega blocks
~ hotwheels

I just recently discovered a hippie style commune of about 20 MTF and FTM dwarf  trolls camping out under my bed. I've been hearing singing and guitar playing the last few months and I thought it was coming from the apartments around mine because there are a lot of music students from the university practicing all the time. I woke up one night and they were partying a little too hard so I new the music was closer than I thought and found these characters under my bed.