Hello!!
I'm going to give a TL;DR for this post, because I feel it can be summed up quickly...

What's the best STP Packer (price doesn't really matter) that I can order/find quickly?
I'm going to a really big punk concert on the 3rd of August, and I really want to be able to be more confident in the restroom while there.

Maybe check out ftm garage sale or tranzwear (I bought my stp fromthere, a Mr Limpy with a funnel which works well with no mess, and even though i live in the UK it arrived quickly).

Advice: You may be able to get one quickly, but most of them have a learning curve.

If you just want to pee standing up and be able to do it quickly and confidently, I'd suggest making your own. Coffee can lid or medicine spoons work. Tranzwear or FTM Essentials are good places if you want to buy one. I think you may be able to upgrade the shipping to make it faster as well. But again, learning curve. So you'd have to get it to you with enough time to learn how to use it.

Galactic Prince,

I want to welcome you to the site. I cannot speak with authority to your subject. However, I know the guys have this as a subject here quite often. I am sure they can point you in the right direction.

I also want to share some links with you. They are mostly welcome information and the rules that govern the site. If you have not had a chance to look through them, please take a moment:

Site Terms of Service & Rules to Live By	Standard Terms & Definitions	Post Ranks (including when you can upload an avatar)
Reputation rules	News posting & quoting guidelines	Photo, avatars, & signature images policy

Once again, welcome to Susan's. Look around, ask questions and join in.

With warmth,

Joanna