Why do you always have to be so tragic...anyway, I use Tria beauty and it works everywhere except face..it helps slow down facial hair growth but won't stop it...basically it's a tiny version of what they use in professional environment and it's expensive. It's for home use and it should last at least couple of years unlike other machines where you have to buy spare parts periodically.
Back to your original question, no, electrocution won't help you get rid of hair. I had one electrocution-like accident once on my hand and hair still grow... Is my answer satisfactory? ☺