Your Life is Better Than 39% of All People
Your life can be a bummer at times, but you're on the right track.
You may need new friends, a new place to live in, or a new job...
But most of all, you need a new outlook. You are your own worst enemy.
Start being thankful for what you have - and start working for what you don't.
...wow, prolific...way to close to the truth.