Got this sent to me and got a chuckle.
How to judge your bra size.
{A} Almost there
{B} Barely there
{C} Can't complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous
{F} Fake
{G} Get a reduction
{H} help me I've fallen and I can't get up!
And the new German bra named
wait for it
wait for it
Holtzemfromfloppen

Brandi