Thought I'd revive this thread to mention my epiphany about taking pills sublingually, which is to jam them as far underneath as I can - I was just placing them under the tongue's mass and pressing down, which never worked. Now I stick the pills way underneath, as far back as I can go on the side of the frenulum - that little fold of flesh that's attached the middle of the bottom. This way they're isolated from moisture and take forever to dissolve, which is the idea. I haven't really seen this mentioned elsewhere.