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Started by Dee Marshall, October 23, 2015, 04:47:01 AM

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Kova V

#100
December 23, 2016, 03:20:31 PM
Quote from: KyleEdric on November 25, 2016, 10:04:14 AM
Granted! In fact, you have so little qualms about social gatherings, you wind up joining a massive cult that rises up to destroy the nation.

I wish volcanoes erupted with candy instead of lava.

Granted! Now volcanoes erupt with white-hot molten candy, burning everything with their sweet sweet goodness!

I wish the weather was always nice.
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LordKAT

#101
December 24, 2016, 12:30:44 AM
Granted. The weather is so nice that it is boring and you start wishing for a change of pace.

I wish for peace, employment, education, and .... affordable health care. I know, nice try.
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Sophia Sage

#102
December 29, 2016, 10:14:48 PM
Quote from: LordKAT on December 24, 2016, 12:30:44 AMI wish for peace, employment, education, and .... affordable health care. I know, nice try.

You get a job in the Peace Corps teaching first aid in a small village in Botswana.  They practice first aid on you for free.

I wish I had new running shoes that fit as perfectly as my old running shoes.
What you look forward to has already come, but you do not recognize it.
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Geeker

#103
February 11, 2017, 12:30:17 PM
Granted! You now have another pair of the best fitting running shoes that you've ever owned, unfortunately all your other shoes mysteriously disappeared in the middle of the night.

I wish I had a Brompton.
I'm not out, I'm not on E, unless things change I doubt I ever will be.
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November Fox

#104
February 01, 2018, 04:34:35 PM
Granted, you get a folding bike, but you fold yourself in it by accident and can't get unstuck.

I wish I had a giant bouncy castle.

(And also that people revive this thread with me, it's hilarious)
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Cassi

#105
February 01, 2018, 05:40:18 PM
Quote from: November Fox on February 01, 2018, 04:34:35 PM
Granted, you get a folding bike, but you fold yourself in it by accident and can't get unstuck.

I wish I had a giant bouncy castle.

(And also that people revive this thread with me, it's hilarious)

Granted, you get your bouncy castle but someone filled it full of gas and someone smoked a joint in it.

I wish I had the answers to everything.
HRT since 1/04/2018
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V M

#106
February 01, 2018, 06:05:58 PM
Granted, you now have an answer for everything, unfortunately it's all the wrong answers for everything

I wish I could levitate my groceries to my place rather than having to ride my bike to the store to go get them
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Cassi

#107
February 01, 2018, 06:08:20 PM
Quote from: V M on February 01, 2018, 06:05:58 PM
Granted, you now have an answer for everything, unfortunately it's all the wrong answers for everything

I wish I could levitate my groceries to my place rather than having to ride my bike to the store to go get them

Granted, a pot smoking Genie has just elevated your groceries to your home.

Unfortunately, the Genie got the munchies and ate them all :)
HRT since 1/04/2018
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Jamie_06

#108
February 19, 2018, 01:59:29 PM
The genie is confused at the lack of any wish, so he arbitrarily decides that you wished to spontaneously explode.

I wish for a flying car.
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Cassi

#109
February 19, 2018, 02:15:23 PM
Quote from: Jamie_06 on February 19, 2018, 01:59:29 PM
The genie is confused at the lack of any wish, so he arbitrarily decides that you wished to spontaneously explode.

I wish for a flying car.

Granted, you have a flying car that just ran out of gas.

I wish for flying monkey!
HRT since 1/04/2018
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TonyaW

#110
February 19, 2018, 02:47:45 PM
Quote from: Cassi on February 19, 2018, 02:15:23 PM
Granted, you have a flying car that just ran out of gas.

I wish for flying monkey!
Granted, you have your flying monkey but some kid in expensive shoes just threw a bucket of water on you. 

I wish for another wish

Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk
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Mariah

#111
February 19, 2018, 04:22:39 PM
Quote from: TonyaW on February 19, 2018, 02:47:45 PM
Granted, you have your flying monkey but some kid in expensive shoes just threw a bucket of water on you. 

I wish for another wish

Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk
Granted your sent back in time like your wish never occurred.

I wish that my spouse gets the clarity they need and are looking for in regards to their gender without having any affect on my gender.
If you have any questions, please feel free to ask me.
[email]mariahsusans.orgstaff@yahoo.com[/email]
I am also spouse of a transgender person.
Retired News Administrator
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Jamie_06

#112
February 19, 2018, 04:28:55 PM
Granted. After being assimilated, I realize that we are all one with the Borg and gender is irrelevant. I then assimilate you so we can still be together.

I wish for fish!
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Dee Marshall

#113
February 19, 2018, 10:21:53 PM
Quote from: Jamie_06 on February 19, 2018, 04:28:55 PM
Granted. After being assimilated, I realize that we are all one with the Borg and gender is irrelevant. I then assimilate you so we can still be together.

I wish for fish!
Granted! A great white shark comes up the drain while you're soaking in the tub.

I wish to remember nothing, at all.

The spy who came in from the cold in the War Between the Sexes.
April 22, 2015, the day of my first face to face pass in gender neutral clothes and no makeup. It may be months to the next one, but I'm good with that!

Being transgender is just a phase. It hardly ever starts before conception and always ends promptly at death.

They say the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. I say, climb aboard!
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Cassi

#114
February 19, 2018, 10:25:05 PM
Granted, your mind is a complete blank.

However, a mad scientist has just cloned your brain to be an exact copy of Donald Trump!
HRT since 1/04/2018
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Jamie_06

#115
February 19, 2018, 10:33:36 PM
This time, the genie arbitrarily declares that you wished to have Mike Pence's brain to go with her.

I wish I could breathe underwater as well as in air.
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Cassi

#116
February 19, 2018, 10:47:40 PM
Your wish to breathe in air, on land and in sea is granted.

However, you will pass gas that reminds within one foot of your breathing orfices.

I wish, I wish, I wish............................................
HRT since 1/04/2018
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Mariah

#117
February 20, 2018, 07:26:47 PM
Quote from: Cassi on February 19, 2018, 10:47:40 PM
Your wish to breathe in air, on land and in sea is granted.

However, you will pass gas that reminds within one foot of your breathing orfices.

I wish, I wish, I wish....................t......................
Granted you no longer have any wishes left.

I wish that the actual real physical entire earth was made out of Pizza
If you have any questions, please feel free to ask me.
[email]mariahsusans.orgstaff@yahoo.com[/email]
I am also spouse of a transgender person.
Retired News Administrator
Retired (S) Global Moderator
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V M

#118
February 20, 2018, 08:27:07 PM
Granted, the earth is made of Pizza, unfortunately you have to develop a taste for dirt, rocks and trees and stuff

I wish watching TV was free for everyone again
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Jamie_06

#119
February 21, 2018, 11:25:47 AM
Granted, TV is now officially funded and controlled by the government and Donald Trump has complete control over what is broadcast.

I wish I was a dinosaur.
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