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Started by BeverlyAnn, July 28, 2007, 09:37:49 PM

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BeverlyAnn

"The Irish gave the b->-bleeped-<-ipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet."
Oliver Herford
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Christo

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips
Woody Allen :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:   
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tinkerbell

Quote from: Chris on February 07, 2008, 12:24:30 AM
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips
Woody Allen :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:   


Naughty man!  ;) ;D

With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?

Fernand Mery

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Christo

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Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
Dave Letterman

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tinkerbell

A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.

Ernest Hemingway

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Christo

I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.  lmao :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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tinkerbell

Quote from: Chris on February 08, 2008, 11:39:10 PM
I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.  lmao :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Don't you?  ;D >:D  *hides*

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."

Ellen Perry Berkeley

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Natasha

Religious experiences are like those induced by drugs, alcohol, mental illness, and sleep deprivation: They tell no uniform or coherent story, and there is no plausible theory to account for discrepancies among them." - Michael Martin
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Suzy

"Among all my patients in the second half of life ... there has not been one whose problem in the last resort was not that of finding a religious outlook on life."

-Carl Jung
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tinkerbell

Anyone who claims that a cat cannot give a dirty look either has never kept a cat or is singularly unobservant.

Maurice Burton

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Christo

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.  Woody Allen  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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tinkerbell

Okay naughty man.  Here is one for you!  ;D

If you don't get busy soon, we're going to sacrifice you to the volcano gods. 

Cupid

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Christo

Quote from: Tink on February 12, 2008, 08:18:54 PM
Okay naughty man.  Here is one for you!  ;D

If you don't get busy soon, we're going to sacrifice you to the volcano gods. 

Cupid

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lmao :laugh:  thats a good one! :laugh:

no quotes today. dont got any :laugh:
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Suzy

"Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely."
- Hawkeye, M.A.S.H.

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Natasha

For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
..........Charles Bukowski
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Suzy

"Astronomy leads us to a unique event, a universe which was created out of nothing, one with the very delicate balance needed to provide exactly the conditions required to permit life, and one which has an underlying (one might say 'supernatural') plan."

- Arno Penzias (Nobel prize in physics)
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Natasha

The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church. — Ferdinand Magellan
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tinkerbell

I suspect that many an ailurophobe (a person who fears or hates cats) hates cats only because he feels they are better people than he is -- more honest, more secure, more loved, more whatever he is not.

Winifred Carriere

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Chaunte

"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the Scriptures, but with experiments, and demonstrations."

Galileo Galilei

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Suzy

"Amazing fine tuning occurs in the laws that make this [complexity] possible. Realization of the complexity of what is accomplished makes it very difficult not to use the word 'miraculous' without taking a stand as to the ontological status of the word."

- George Ellis (British astrophysicist)
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