OK, everyone stand forewarned about the hairless Chihuahua. I was trying to keep that hairless animal of prey leashed and out of sight but no Moni had to open up that big bag of woofs and unleash it to prey on everyone. You may want to stop reading and never enter this thread again because you will never, ever, be able to look at that breed of dog again, you are forever cursed. Every time you see one your thoughts will immediately come back to this posting, so you are warned!
A few weeks back Moni mentioned to me that after her latest hair removal treatment that a certain part of her anatomy resembled a hairless Chihuahua. For the strangest reason it immediately filled me with dread and dark thoughts. That afternoon I was playing in a golf tournament and wouldn't you know it, there lurking in the background of the green I swore I seen a hairless Chihuahua, really, I swear on Moni's anatomy. Well needless to say my putting for the remainder of the day was terrible. Golfers always say that you get the yip's, I have a new name for it, the woof's
So Laurie, and anyone else, be on the lookout for her dog Clyde when visiting, if she starts to look around and starts, to whistle, run, and run as fast as you can, for it is truly a fearsome animal of prey. So Bonny, I mean Moni, oh my gosh that's it, isn't it, they have been reincarnated as Moni and her dog Clyde.
P.S. I take no responsibility for anything in this post, your golf game, or the impending case of the woof's