Britney Spears to Undergo Sex Change, Enter Politics

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i30327
02/12/2008

Lalaland, CA: Britney Spears, the hopelessly neurotic bimbo actress/singer has been flown to Sweden for a sex change operation. Ms. Spears' manager said Britney would have a legal name change and hereafter be known as 'Bradford Spears'.

What a crock LoL

I wonder how many people will really buy into this...

In her condition NOONE in there right or wrong mind would let her undergo surgery of any kind...
Sorry but I cant help but laugh.

LOL!

god what another made up story. but thats the press for you 

Oh here is the kicker: "Political experts expect that she can be no worse than what we've had for the past 7 years."

Ya know this explains a lot. She's clearly disgusted with her present gender; the acting out, the breakdown, the hair shaving incident. Oh yes all becomes clear now.

^^^sarcasm^^^

  sigh i gues  no one got what i said  the report is a fake not real. and there are NO other

reports of or about this story at all on  the main  web sties or newspapers   

I got it, guess I didn't convey that fact well enough. My internet humor fails again.

As for those who thought it was a real report: It's from a website called TheSpoof... Need I say more?

Quote from: Osiris on February 14, 2008, 04:42:15 PM
I got it, guess I didn't convey that fact well enough. My internet humor fails again.

As for those who thought it was a real report: It's from a website called TheSpoof... Need I say more?

thats why i said what i said  sigh 

Never in my life would I have thought I would have to write a defense of Brittany Spears, but like the old punk song goes: Never Say Never.

So, here it goes.  She has been served very poorly by people who made an awesome amount of money by her, not the least of which was K-Fed (I'm a better DJ, and I don't even DJ), her mom (who ought to be in jail for child abuse) and her sister, her manager, her law team and all the rest.

If she would ask me - and I'm sure she ain't about to do that - I would say A) Get the HELL out of LA, its a poser town, full of posers, and fake in a way that even makes fake look natural.  Its no good.  LEAVE.

b) Let me take you to some out of the way studio, and there are several, in England, or Muscle Shoals (close to where she grew up and would feel very at home) and make a great record.  I can get you the best in the biz (they are whores, they work for money, they will show up) and do a real record.  I have a fantasy of her doing Dylan's "Just Like A Woman" in the first person.  Ya' know, a little Memphis Horns behind her, Sly and Robbie doing B&D.  Or doing some other great covers that she could make as her own - because she does have pipes, and she can sell a song.  I'd have her do "Grease" too, she was born to sing that song - Olivia Newton John does not do it justice, Brittany could.  Maybe get the Prodigy boys or the Crystal Method guys behind her on that.  I can hear that now.  Hell I'd even giver her a shot at Lady Day's "God Bless The Child" cause I'm sure she has lived it.  Get Warren Hanes in to play the lead line on his song "Beatifly Broken" or "Soulshine."


Revised lyrics for BS on BB

Mysterious - blown in with the night
All this beauty captured in a frame
Visibly shaken but never stirred - drives them insane
They see the way I play my men - and they have to know my name

I'm so beautifully broken - shaped by the wind
Dangerously twisted - Here I go again

They see the way I cast my spell - It's like drowning in moonlight
Discards them when I'm done - they're lost in my twilight
I move from star to star and I wonder why,
why it feels so right

I'm so beautifully broken - you can hardly see the flaw
Especially from a distance - which is always how I fall

Why do I fall for the dangerous ones - the ones that never learned to let go
And why do I lie to myself and pretend that I can break him
When I'm already so beautifully broken

Why do I fall for the dangerous ones - the ones that
Don't know how to let go
And why do I lie to myself and pretend that I can break him
When I'm already so beautifully broken

I'm so beautifully broken - shaped by the wind
Dangerously twisted - Here I go again
Here I go again


Kids, that's not just gold record ->-bleeped-<-, that's lifetime achievement time.

Yes, the sad thing about it is that some people will really believe something like this.  After all, if she is really sick, she must be TG, right?  Aren't we all about as sick as they come?

Kristi

I feel sorry for her.  And I don't for most people.  She has been abused, ripped-off and screwed over.  And that was by those she gave trust too.  Few of us have ever been through that.

I feel rotten about how Brittney's been treated.

That said, I'm tired of having my serious, life threatening condition used as a comedic ploy.  Not only do they abuse us with the attitude that "sex changes" are ridiculous, they also conflate it with a woman who is obviously psychologically troubled.  Of course, they infer, she would go for sex change now because she's sick in the head.

I appreciate satire and parody but this seems just plain mean spirited to me.

hugs & smiles
Emelye

Well if you describe a man as someone who works their ass off to support others who are working a lot less than that, then she is there.  And I understand all the headline was in jest, but I also understand that its jest by people who would not have the balls to walk up to Madonna or Cher and say the same thing.  Brittany has worked harder in her life than most of the people on this board will given ten lives.  And I can not imagine how a natal woman who has given birth feels when those babies are ripped from her arms.  And then given to K-Fed, who I do think is an honorable person trying to do the right thing - I'm sure she is in pain.

The whole deal is sick ->-bleeped-<-, people making fun of other people just because they have accomplished something.  And they say that humans don't eat their young.  Hard to prove by this.

It's satire, you're supposed to laugh...

Does anyone ever refer to Keith Richards, Jimmy Page, Tom Petty, Ozzy Osbourne, Boy George, George Michael, Michael Bolton, Garth Brooks, or even Michael Stipe and a whole host of other guys in the entertainment biz as a 'bimbo?' Even in a spoof?

Look, she's been screwed, blued and tatooed as tekla pointed out.

She kissed Madonna, but is definitely not in Madonna's league as someone able to reinvent herself and play the biz instead of getting played. Then again -- how many are, male or female?

And her newest album is really quite good on a couple of levels. Yet, she's 'crazy' and 'outta-control?' If she was a guy a lot of this crap would never have occurred, let alone hurt her rep.

N~

Quote from: Nichole on February 14, 2008, 07:01:00 PM
Does anyone ever refer to Keith Richards, Jimmy Page, Tom Petty, Ozzy Osbourne, Boy George, George Michael, Michael Bolton, Garth Brooks, or even Michael Stipe and a whole host of other guys in the entertainment biz as a 'bimbo?' Even in a spoof?

Look, she's been screwed, blued and tatooed as tekla pointed out.

She kissed Madonna, but is definitely not in Madonna's league as someone able to reinvent herself and play the biz instead of getting played. Then again -- how many are, male or female?

And her newest album is really quite good on a couple of levels. Yet, she's 'crazy' and 'outta-control?' If she was a guy a lot of this crap would never have occurred, let alone hurt her rep.

N~

::)umm i hate to say this but um its a fake news story TheSpoof likes to put out lots of fake news

storys like this one . and they sure cant hold any water    but your right nichole  Brittany,s

new cd ant bad . but like you pointed out very well she ant in the ranks of madonna . and yes

Brittany and madonna kiss at the grameys i belive it was . when that happened

Keith Richards, Jimmy Page, Tom Petty, Ozzy Osbourne, Boy George, George Michael, Michael Bolton, Garth Brooks, or even Michael Stipe

Given that bunch she has one thing going for her - contemporary hits.  What was the last Zep hit?  (most of the people on this board were not alive when that happened).

And Madonna is world class, not anything like Britt.  She writes the songs, does the dance routines, helps design the show, and - oh yeah - at fifty plus, shows up and delivers.

Quote from: debbie.j on February 14, 2008, 07:09:57 PM

Quote from: Nichole on February 14, 2008, 07:01:00 PM
Does anyone ever refer to Keith Richards, Jimmy Page, Tom Petty, Ozzy Osbourne, Boy George, George Michael, Michael Bolton, Garth Brooks, or even Michael Stipe and a whole host of other guys in the entertainment biz as a 'bimbo?' Even in a spoof?

Look, she's been screwed, blued and tatooed as tekla pointed out.

She kissed Madonna, but is definitely not in Madonna's league as someone able to reinvent herself and play the biz instead of getting played. Then again -- how many are, male or female?

And her newest album is really quite good on a couple of levels. Yet, she's 'crazy' and 'outta-control?' If she was a guy a lot of this crap would never have occurred, let alone hurt her rep.

N~

::)umm i hate to say this but um its a fake news story TheSpoof likes to put out lots of fake news

storys like this one . and they sure cant hold any water   but your right nichole  Brittany,s

new cd ant bad . but like you pointed out very well she ant in the ranks of madonna . and yes

Brittany and madonna kiss at the grameys i belive it was . when that happened

Yes, Debbie, I am aware the 'The Spoof' makes 'spoofs.'

Quoteoh yeah - at fifty plus, shows up and delivers.

And Madonna's last hit was ...? And besides, what does she do in terms of 'showing up and delivering' that you don't, or anyone else who works a job well?

Besides. "Bimbo" is a male baby, isn't it? So why does it get co-opted as a derogatory term for a woman? That's actually the one thing that bothers me most. A steady diet of making women less, consistently. I can see where the male audience wouldn't be much concerned by that. It tends to enhance their own capacities for 'intelligence' and 'ability.'

You may notice that I included a range of male artists: gay, transgendered, androgynous, he-man and just male. Yet, not a one, no matter how egregious their behaviors gets quite the nasty 'humor' tossed at a woman.

N~