How to destroy the roof of your mouth.

Danielle Emmalee · October 11, 2013, 06:46:51 AM

Light Bulbs...if not done properly

Antonia J · October 11, 2013, 06:52:35 AM

Mac n cheese. Though bacon has done it, too.

dalebert · October 11, 2013, 11:15:42 AM

I'm occasionally punished by my love of hot, hot, hot coffee. Thing is, I just get so disappointed if it reaches room temperature before I'm done and I like to sip it slowly. Putting it in a thermal mug usually solves the problem.

big kim · October 11, 2013, 12:27:35 PM

If I hadn't seen the picture of it I wouldn't have believed it,a friend on holiday in America found a hot sauce called Bubba's Butt Blaster on sale.Don't know how hot it is though

Danielle Emmalee · October 11, 2013, 12:29:33 PM

Quote from: big kim on October 11, 2013, 12:27:35 PM
If I hadn't seen the picture of it I wouldn't have believed it,a friend on holiday in America found a hot sauce called Bubba's Butt Blaster on sale.Don't know how hot it is though

Usually the one's with ridiculous names are exaggerations.

Devlyn · October 11, 2013, 12:31:00 PM

Quote from: big kim on October 11, 2013, 12:27:35 PM
If I hadn't seen the picture of it I wouldn't have believed it,a friend on holiday in America found a hot sauce called Bubba's Butt Blaster on sale.Don't know how hot it is though

Right here: http://www.hotsauceworld.com/hsw1967bb.html

Devlyn · October 16, 2013, 01:29:26 PM

How did the grilled cheese sandwich not get mentioned yet? That's like lava on bread. It will burn your fingers, too.

Kittenswithmittens · October 16, 2013, 02:23:02 PM

Pineapple and kiwi does it for me. My mouth is super sensitive so the skin peels right off when I eat sour stuff.

Same goes for certain hard things (no giggity).

Jamie D · November 07, 2013, 01:25:53 AM

Sweet Tarts and Smarties (Rockets in Canada). Dextrose. Mouth destroyers. Last things eaten from the Halloween candy.

Skittles · November 07, 2013, 02:04:14 AM

Quote from: Devlyn Marie on October 16, 2013, 01:29:26 PM
How did the grilled cheese sandwich not get mentioned yet? That's like lava on bread. It will burn your fingers, too.

Geez Dev, Would you please put a seat belt warning up before the posts. I fell off the chair laughing at you again!!!

I realize I'm new here, is there a training class for us newbies to handle your humor without life support? LOL! Just Gotta Luv Ya. Jo

dalebert · November 07, 2013, 08:34:03 AM

Quote from: Devlyn Marie on October 16, 2013, 01:29:26 PM
How did the grilled cheese sandwich not get mentioned yet? That's like lava on bread. It will burn your fingers, too.

On that note, has no one yet mentioned McDonald's apple pies? Or is that before the time of most of these youngsters here?

MarvalAlice · May 08, 2017, 02:37:08 PM

too much skillet toast will do it to me, but i have a pretty sensitive mouth.

toxicketchup · May 19, 2017, 03:13:21 PM

Cap'n Crunch will do it.

And any kind of microwaveable "pocket". Those things are always either totally frozen or hot as magma. There's no in-between.

Selene · October 29, 2017, 06:26:53 AM

Something I did recently...

Coneheads movie, Beldar takes a bit from molten hot pizza and makes a high pitched sqeal, arms stretched out -just a bit of flailing motion.

I did that. Omg, I did spit out the lava like molten cheese. I didn't use windex to put out the fire on the roof of my mouth though.

Pizza, man! Every time, and I never learn. Papa Smurfys especially.

JoanneW · October 29, 2017, 07:36:55 AM

My dinner last night - hot chilli con carne eaten on 0.5cm thin french bread slices. Tasted fantastic. Skin blistered and then shredded about 20 minutes later.

MaryT · October 29, 2017, 09:11:26 AM

Scones. I love the taste but I soon regret it. Within minutes my mouth feels like I am lost in the Sahara. Does nobody make them without baking soda?

MaryT · October 29, 2017, 09:22:01 AM

Quote from: Devlyn Marie on October 16, 2013, 01:29:26 PM
How did the grilled cheese sandwich not get mentioned yet? That's like lava on bread. It will burn your fingers, too.

I suppose that's the same as Welsh rabbit. My brother made some when I was 6 or 7. He picked it up with a tea towel and told me to take it. His obvious distress made me defer, and he put it down on a dining chair with a red plastic seat cover, which immediately melted.

So my mother wouldn't notice, he tried to fix the chair with pink toilet paper. She noticed, though.

Laurie · October 29, 2017, 09:27:39 AM

BLTs on dark toast.

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