(In carnival barker type voice) Why, let me tell you about this marvelous new invention called the transistor! Tired of having to replace those cumbersome vacuum tubes? Find your domicile becoming just a tad too warm for comfort? Well, ladies and gentlemen, the transistor is for you! Fellas, your sweetheart will be over the moon when she unwraps one of our new transistors for that special anniversary. And ladies, there is no surer way to a man's heart than through a transistor!