Recent new experience.......owwwww!!!!

Jailyn · February 28, 2018, 02:48:54 AM

So I guess I have to apologize to all the cis-women now that I told them they were nuts and it doesn't hurt. I was laying down on my kids bed the other day and the princess who is only 2 was laying on my chest. She started to get up and well......hit right in the breast!!! I have brushed them and bumped them but, they are more developed now. Well it sent a shock wave of pain through me and made me ball up for a couple of minutes. I would say that is very close to being kicked in the testes. It was not fun. Lesson learned don't doubt others when they say it hurts, lol!

gallinarosa · February 28, 2018, 07:30:11 AM

Yes! And even worse (IMO) is when you are laying on your side and someone pinches your breast and nipple against the ground with all their weight. You've been warned ;-)

Colleen_definitely · February 28, 2018, 07:34:01 AM

The term "chesticles" became far more accurate than I had ever imagined.

Just wait until a pet jumps up and uses them as a landing pad

Donna · February 28, 2018, 08:06:50 AM

No kidding. We have an eating bar on our kitchen counter and I walk one of the girls right into it. Damn instant bend over and cry pain.

Jessica · February 28, 2018, 09:53:57 AM

When I play with my grandson, I'm constantly on guard for surprise attacks!

Lady Sarah · February 28, 2018, 11:31:47 AM

When the Schnauzer reaches up to lick my face, and he puts his paws on my boobs, ouch! Even when they stopped growing, they can still hurt.

RobynTx · February 28, 2018, 11:33:59 AM

Yep, doors are the worse but yeah kids and pets rank up there.

krobinson103 · February 28, 2018, 12:30:14 PM

Constant pain for me. Since Probably before I started HRT. As soon as the e kicks in the pain starts.

Cassi · February 28, 2018, 12:33:01 PM

"No Pain, No Gain, Ladies!"

davina61 · February 28, 2018, 02:40:46 PM

Then I'm gaining!!!!!

Briah · February 28, 2018, 04:21:06 PM

I'm not very far down the road but I was riding my horse yesterday and riding an energetic sit trot. I noticed that I was bouncing (not my seat) and my nipples were sore from the rubbing. I don't want to try doors or young children.

Cassi · February 28, 2018, 07:22:44 PM

Quote from: Briah on February 28, 2018, 04:21:06 PM
I'm not very far down the road but I was riding my horse yesterday and riding an energetic sit trot. I noticed that I was bouncing (not my seat) and my nipples were sore from the rubbing. I don't want to try doors or young children.

What about lap dogs?

Katie Jade · February 28, 2018, 07:36:07 PM

Cassi Sis
Your quite cheeky....

After 6 months self med (don't do it) and 6 weeks tentative GP care(?), I'm actually getting really sensitive in my top bits, as in permanently like I have Vics Mentholated gel stuff on them.. Wife loves it a lot and laughs at me some what. We are separating on the 2/3 and she still asking me to install stuff, and I'm asking for good ironing as well from her lol and still love,, Whatever - Life will be what life is..
GL and TC

Shellie Hart · February 28, 2018, 07:37:54 PM

I'm still trying to train myself to stand far enough away from the refrigerator when I open the door. My breasts stick out over 2" more than 18 months ago. I still whack myself too often. I think I need to hang a sign on the door -- "CAUTION: Step Back When Opening Door!"

Cassi · February 28, 2018, 07:42:29 PM

Quote from: Katie Again on February 28, 2018, 07:36:07 PM
Cassi Sis
Your quite cheeky....
After 6 months self med (don't do it) and 6 weeks tentative GP care(?), I'm actually getting really sensitive in my top bits, as in permanently like I have Vics Mentholated gel stuff on them.. Wife loves it a lot and laughs at me some what. We are separating on the 2/3 and she still asking me to install stuff, and I'm asking for good ironing as well from her lol and still love,, Whatever - Life will be what life is..
GL and TC

Hey Sis,

Not that I've posted any pics of myself and won't do that for a while, I have to admit that you are correct, I am quite Cheeky, having four

salaniaseviltwin · February 28, 2018, 09:14:49 PM

Quote from: Colleen_definitely on February 28, 2018, 07:34:01 AM
The term "chesticles" became far more accurate than I had ever imagined.

Just wait until a pet jumps up and uses them as a landing pad

How about a Great Pyrenees headbutting you?

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Cassi · February 28, 2018, 10:13:02 PM

Quote from: salaniaseviltwin on February 28, 2018, 09:14:49 PM
How about a Great Pyrenees headbutting you?

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How about head-butting a trans-ram?

Jailyn · March 02, 2018, 02:24:04 AM

You gals are not making this any better!!!! I will try and stick to just child injuries and no extras. Just makes me cringe in pain reading some of these, lol!

salaniaseviltwin · March 02, 2018, 08:03:24 AM

Lol. It unfortunately does happen, but you get somewhat used to it. For me, it's similar to having a fresh tattoo and accidentally hitting it with something now.

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Briah · March 02, 2018, 02:11:14 PM

Gee, I forgot to mention the head butt from a horse and I am quite glad that I don't have goats right now. Then there is the very loving cat that wants to combine a nice massage with acupuncture to help out.

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