Types of transgender people

kitchentablepotpourri · March 18, 2018, 01:54:26 AM

The hoop master: She is unstoppable, and no amount of red tape will keep her from getting what she needs to transition. Currently exercising with a hula hoop while waiting on hold for the past three hours at her insurance company, Aintnah (cause there ain't no way we're paying that!).

Devlyn · March 18, 2018, 06:58:41 AM

Quote from: Allison S on March 17, 2018, 11:13:49 PM

Sad part is being a non passable transwoman IS the punch line. But it's okay to try to bring others down who work hard to achieve what they feel is their true body image (yes, I'm still stuck on the surgeries, no I never had any myself).

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Why don't you make your own thread about it, then?

Back on topic...

The Derailer. Refuses to let others have nice things. Currently ruining the fun for everybody.

Megan. · March 18, 2018, 07:06:12 AM

The Jelly - new to heels, wobbling along as best they can. Currently weighing up the health risks of wedge, block and stiletto.

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Donna · March 18, 2018, 07:57:59 AM

Quote from: Allison S on March 17, 2018, 11:13:49 PM

Sad part is being a non passable transwoman IS the punch line. But it's okay to try to bring others down who work hard to achieve what they feel is their true body image (yes, I'm still stuck on the surgeries, no I never had any myself).

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None of this is aimed at anyone. None of this is to put or bring anyone down. This is a stress refief have fun with word play feel funny moment. Damn I'm some of the things listed myself and I understand the nature of this thread. ITs NOT PERSONAL. Those that like it can stay and enjoy. Those that don't please use the censorship control on your keypad and don't hit enter.
The point of this site is to get along. We have enough in the outside world and a humor section is just for that humor.
Thank you

PurplePelican · March 18, 2018, 08:03:23 AM

The Rebel: Thumbs her nose at the standard narrative. Thumbs her nose at a conventional transition. Comes out the other end happy and healthy. Hangs around to cause trouble.

Devlyn · March 18, 2018, 08:07:46 AM

Quote from: Donna on March 18, 2018, 07:57:59 AM
None of this is aimed at anyone. None of this is to put or bring anyone down. This is a stress refief have fun with word play feel funny moment. Damn I'm some of the things listed myself and I understand the nature of this thread. ITs NOT PERSONAL. Those that like it can stay and enjoy. Those that don't please use the censorship control on your keypad and don't hit enter.
The point of this site is to get along. We have enough in the outside world and a humor section is just for that humor.
Thank you

Indeed. Sometimes we look at the descriptions and see ourselves. I won't mention any names, I'll just look and whistle....

Quote from: PurplePelican on March 18, 2018, 08:03:23 AM
The Rebel: Thumbs her nose at the standard narrative. Thumbs her nose at a conventional transition. Comes out the other end happy and healthy. Hangs around to cause trouble.

...yup, I know a girl like that!

Hugs, Devlyn

Devlyn · March 18, 2018, 08:27:26 AM

The Fuzzy Wuzzy. Battling extreme body and facial hair issues. Does it all with grace and determination. Currently wearing saran wrap on their face. We're all pulling for this person.

Conversely:

The Fuzzy Wuzzy. Experiencing phenomenal results from taking T. Sporting a bushy beard, the Fuzzy Wuzzy has a gallery of photos including their newest knuckle hair. Currently channeling their inner Abe Lincoln.

Donna · March 18, 2018, 08:35:32 AM

Quote from: Devlyn Marie on March 18, 2018, 08:27:26 AM
The Fuzzy Wuzzy. Battling extreme body and facial hair issues. Does it all with grace and determination. Currently wearing saran wrap on their face. We're all pulling for this person.

Conversely:

The Fuzzy Wuzzy. Experiencing phenomenal results from taking T. Sporting a bushy beard, the Fuzzy Wuzzy has a gallery of photos including their newest knuckle hair. Currently channeling their inner Abe Lincoln.

Lol. Guilty. I hate hair. Lol

Megan. · March 18, 2018, 08:44:11 AM

Quote from: Donna on March 18, 2018, 07:57:59 AM
None of this is aimed at anyone. None of this is to put or bring anyone down. This is a stress refief have fun with word play feel funny moment. Damn I'm some of the things listed myself and I understand the nature of this thread. ITs NOT PERSONAL. Those that like it can stay and enjoy. Those that don't please use the censorship control on your keypad and don't hit enter.
The point of this site is to get along. We have enough in the outside world and a humor section is just for that humor.
Thank you

Agreed. Many of these reflect me now or at points along my transition.
There have been many moments for me in the last few years where my only choices were to laugh or cry. Wherever possible, I chose to laugh. Life us frankly far too bizzare to do anything else. X

Thrift master - can build a whole amazing wardrobe for a few bucks. Currently browsing the racks.

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Megan. · March 18, 2018, 08:56:40 AM

The Reluctant Doctor - Self educates themselves in the medicine of transition to compensate for atrocious professional care. Currently in a lab growing organs <throws knife switch> "It's Alive!".

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Devlyn · March 18, 2018, 09:09:09 AM

The Trigger Finger. The Trigger Finger missed this morning's HRT dose and is convinced they'll revert to their birth gender and need to detransition. Currently refreshing their "What should I do?" thread.

Deborah · March 18, 2018, 09:40:16 AM

Quote from: Devlyn Marie on March 18, 2018, 09:09:09 AM
The Trigger Finger. The Trigger Finger missed this morning's HRT dose and is convinced they'll revert to their birth gender and need to detransition. Currently refreshing their "What should I do?" thread.

It's true! I missed my dose last night and woke up this morning looking like ZZ Top.

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Donna · March 18, 2018, 09:43:22 AM

The whether vain
Checks hair, make up, cloths, and make up and hair and cloths and hair and cloths and makeup.
Whether it needs it or not all day long
Lol guilty

Devlyn · March 18, 2018, 09:47:12 AM

Donna, that's some right fine word play there!

Hugs, Devlyn

Donna · March 18, 2018, 09:49:31 AM

Lol. My wife's comment to me last night as we start signing Carly Simon song
😂😂😂😂😂

Devlyn · March 18, 2018, 09:53:34 AM

The Flosser. Loves thongs. Credited with inventing the newest dance sensation that's sweeping the nation, the Wedgie Wiggle.

Donna · March 18, 2018, 09:58:14 AM

The artist.
Changes nail polish colours and combinations at the drop of the hat. Combos, pictures, glitter and sparkly and sometimes all at once.

Megan. · March 18, 2018, 10:02:16 AM

Quote from: Donna on March 18, 2018, 09:58:14 AM
The artist.
Changes nail polish colours and combinations at the drop of the hat. Combos, pictures, glitter and sparkly and sometimes all at once.

Guilty as charged!

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Donna · March 18, 2018, 10:08:46 AM

The elevator
Flats were too low, two inch heals great. No wait 3.5 inch are fine. Hey have you seen my 5 inch heels. Look at those great 8 inch spikes. Do you have any 10 inch Gaga platforms. Ouch I hit my head on the door frame.

kitchentablepotpourri · March 18, 2018, 10:13:49 AM

The Kat Von D: Started getting tattoos to celebrate special moments in her transition, and now has two full sleeves, and is considering a full body tattoo of her surgical team performing her SRS in the operating theater. Currently picking out an outfit that matches her color scheme.

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