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Things one should NOT do when dilating

Started by TechGirl, March 12, 2018, 10:15:49 AM

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TechGirl

March 12, 2018, 10:15:49 AM
One should never, NEVER, read anything funny.  Not on facebook, not on the net, not while watching a video.

Just saying...

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

p.s. first post-op exam, couldn't stop laughing as they inserted the specula, just kept tickling my insides!
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MicheleAdams

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March 12, 2018, 11:34:18 AM
Quote from: TechGirl on March 12, 2018, 10:15:49 AM
One should never, NEVER, read anything funny.  Not on facebook, not on the net, not while watching a video.

Just saying...

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p.s. first post-op exam, couldn't stop laughing as they inserted the specula, just kept tickling my insides!
It's not good to skip the cough medicine, when it's needed either. Or leave the paper towels slightly out of reach and roll over in a futile (and painful) effort to get it.
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HappyMoni

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March 12, 2018, 02:12:58 PM
Sneezing definitely launches any torpedo in the tube.
If I ever offend you, let me know. It's not what I am about.
"Never let the dark kill your light!"  (SailorMars)

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TechGirl

#3
March 12, 2018, 03:40:22 PM
Wife suggested putting a suction cup on the end of it.

:-)
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Mariah

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March 12, 2018, 04:02:03 PM
Definitely shouldn't listen to anyone tell any funny jokes either. Hugs
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Kendra

#5
March 12, 2018, 04:15:20 PM
I wonder if Soul Source makes a dart board.
Assigned male at birth 1963.  Decided I wanted to be a girl in 1971.  Laser 2014-16, electrolysis 2015-17, HRT 7/2017, GCS 1/2018, VFS 3/2018, FFS 5/2018, Labiaplasty & BA 7/2018. 
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HappyMoni

#6
March 12, 2018, 04:51:03 PM
I'm thinking more like an arcade but instead of shooting ducks, shoot d*cks.
If I ever offend you, let me know. It's not what I am about.
"Never let the dark kill your light!"  (SailorMars)

HRT June 11, 2015. (new birthday) - FFS in late June 2016. (Dr. _____=Ugh!) - Full time June 18, 2016 (Yeah! finally) - GCS June 27, 2017. (McGinn=Yeah!) - Under Eye repair from FFS 8/17/17 - Nose surgery-November 20, 2017 (Dr. Papel=Yeah) - Hair Transplant on June 21, 2018 (Dr. Cooley-yeah) - Breast Augmentation on July 10, 2018 (Dr. Basner in Baltimore) - Removed bad scarring from FFS surgery near ears and hairline in August, 2018 (Dr. Papel) -Sept. 2018, starting a skin regiment on face with Retin A  April 2019 -repairing neck scar from FFS

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Gail20

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March 13, 2018, 04:01:45 PM
This is when I wish we had the ability to Like, Love, Wow, Smile , etc at postings. . .
"friends speak for you when you can't speak for yourself" :)
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TechGirl

#8
March 13, 2018, 05:10:49 PM
Absolutely concur :-)
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Michelle_P

#9
March 13, 2018, 06:40:48 PM
Oh, so I'm not the only one who has launched that thing on a ballistic trajectory.  Good to know!

>:-)
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TechGirl

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March 13, 2018, 06:43:15 PM
Quote from: Michelle_P on March 13, 2018, 06:40:48 PM
Oh, so I'm not the only one who has launched that thing on a ballistic trajectory.  Good to know!

>:-)

Hahahahahahahahaha!

:-)
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LizK

#11
March 13, 2018, 08:35:12 PM
Oh heck there are so many inappropriate things I could say in this thread...dart boards, appropriate targets, special points for style...the list is never ending  ;) ;)
Transition Begun 25 September 2015
HRT since 17 May 2016,
Fulltime from 8 March 2017,
GCS 4 December 2018
Voice Surgery 01 February 2019
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Kendra

#12
March 13, 2018, 08:55:38 PM
a Weapon of Miss Destruction.
Assigned male at birth 1963.  Decided I wanted to be a girl in 1971.  Laser 2014-16, electrolysis 2015-17, HRT 7/2017, GCS 1/2018, VFS 3/2018, FFS 5/2018, Labiaplasty & BA 7/2018. 
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sarah1972

#13
March 14, 2018, 06:05:55 AM
Maybe you need to add "reading this thread" to things NOT to do [emoji3]

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EllenJ2003

#14
March 18, 2018, 02:24:36 PM
Things not to do when dilating?  Gawd! Where do I start?   ;D  Here's one - forgetting to keep the phone next to you, having it ring, trying to get up to answer it, and forgetting that you SHOULD NOT BEND when you're dilating.  OUCH!!!  Thankfully I learned my lesson when that happened to me (back in early 2004, 3 or 4 months after my SRS), and didn't do any serious damage to myself (I luckily didn't bend too much).  Needless to say, since then, I keep the phone within arm's reach, when I'm dilating.

HappyMoni - definitely NOT sneezing!  Coughing is another one.   :)

HRT Since 1999
Orchiechtomy in 2001
SRS Yeah!!!! Nov. 25, 2003 by Suporn
HRT Since 1999
Legal Name Change and Full Time in Dec. 2000
Orchiectomy in July 2001
SRS (Yaay!! :)) Nov. 25, 2003 by Suporn
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Barb99

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March 18, 2018, 05:27:48 PM
Nothing says a phone has to be answered.  ;D
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EllenJ2003

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March 18, 2018, 08:22:10 PM
Quote from: Barb99 on March 18, 2018, 05:27:48 PM
Nothing says a phone has to be answered.  ;D

True!  ;D  Definitely my bad!   :)
HRT Since 1999
Legal Name Change and Full Time in Dec. 2000
Orchiectomy in July 2001
SRS (Yaay!! :)) Nov. 25, 2003 by Suporn
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HappyMoni

#17
March 20, 2018, 01:12:26 PM
I was at work one day dilating in my little room when the fire alarm went off. I got my self together only to hear, "False Alarm" on the speaker. So don't dilate during a fire drill.
If I ever offend you, let me know. It's not what I am about.
"Never let the dark kill your light!"  (SailorMars)

HRT June 11, 2015. (new birthday) - FFS in late June 2016. (Dr. _____=Ugh!) - Full time June 18, 2016 (Yeah! finally) - GCS June 27, 2017. (McGinn=Yeah!) - Under Eye repair from FFS 8/17/17 - Nose surgery-November 20, 2017 (Dr. Papel=Yeah) - Hair Transplant on June 21, 2018 (Dr. Cooley-yeah) - Breast Augmentation on July 10, 2018 (Dr. Basner in Baltimore) - Removed bad scarring from FFS surgery near ears and hairline in August, 2018 (Dr. Papel) -Sept. 2018, starting a skin regiment on face with Retin A  April 2019 -repairing neck scar from FFS

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KathyLauren

#18
March 20, 2018, 02:24:59 PM
Quote from: Barb99 on March 18, 2018, 05:27:48 PM
Nothing says a phone has to be answered.  ;D
Especially not if the caller might say, "Hey, what are you up to?"
2015-07-04 Awakening; 2015-11-15 Out to self; 2016-06-22 Out to wife; 2016-10-27 First time presenting in public; 2017-01-20 Started HRT!!; 2017-04-20 Out publicly; 2017-07-10 Legal name change; 2019-02-15 Approval for GRS; 2019-08-02 Official gender change; 2020-03-11 GRS; 2020-09-17 New birth certificate
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Sydney_NYC

#19
March 20, 2018, 11:48:38 PM
Quote from: Barb99 on March 18, 2018, 05:27:48 PM
Nothing says a phone has to be answered.  ;D

I have one client (I do software consulting/development) that at least 3 or 4 times a week, he calls me whenever I'm dilating. Even when my times vary by a few hours he manages to call when I'm dilating.
Sydney



Born - 1970
Came Out To Self/Wife - Sept-21-2013
Started therapy - Oct-15-2013
Laser and Electrolysis - Oct-24-2013
HRT - Dec-12-2013
Full time - Mar-15-2014
Name change  - June-23-2014
GCS - Nov-2-2017 (Dr Rachel Bluebond-Langner)

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