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Corrupt-A-Wish 2.0

Started by Dee Marshall, October 23, 2015, 04:47:01 AM

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V M

#160
March 20, 2018, 01:08:05 AM
Quote from: Cassi on March 20, 2018, 12:40:25 AM
Wish granted but your flying monkeys are going on strike!
I wish my dogs could talk

Granted... But your dogs talk to my monkeys and now they are all on strike

I wish I could use the restroom without some either calling me on the phone or knocking on my door
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Cassi

#161
March 20, 2018, 12:30:54 PM
Quote from: V M on March 20, 2018, 01:08:05 AM
Granted... But your dogs talk to my monkeys and now they are all on strike

I wish I could use the restroom without some either calling me on the phone or knocking on my door

Wish granted!  Your phone has been replaced with a can with a string attached to it and your door has been removed.
I wish my sinus would clear up sooner after getting up in the morning.
HRT since 1/04/2018
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V M

#162
March 20, 2018, 01:59:06 PM
Granted... The moment you sit up at the edge of your bed your sinuses drain and splatter all over your feet 

I wish I could sleep better and have more energy when I wake up
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Cassi

#163
March 20, 2018, 02:00:58 PM
Quote from: V M on March 20, 2018, 01:59:06 PM
Granted... The moment you sit up at the edge of your bed your sinuses drain and splatters all over your feet 

I wish I could sleep better

And I just painted my toes - great ceasar's snot!!!!!

Wish granted - however, you have to call the VA and make an appointment for their Sleep Clinic.

I wish that my CPAP mask just fit into my nose :)
HRT since 1/04/2018
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Artesia

#164
March 20, 2018, 11:20:00 PM
Quote from: V M on March 19, 2018, 11:49:12 PM
Granted... All your clients are transgender combat veterans with a bizarre obsession with the art of fine cooking


Believe it or not, this is exactly who I want to be able to help after receiving my doctorate.......in 9 years or so.
All the worlds a joke, and the people, merely punchlines

September 13, 2016 HRT start date
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Cassi

#165
March 21, 2018, 12:29:02 AM
I wish the recipe I found for Mac & Cheese Balls works out and I can defuse the Claymores I have scattered on the perimeter of me casa!
HRT since 1/04/2018
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MaryT

#166
June 06, 2018, 02:55:48 PM
Quote from: Cassi on March 21, 2018, 12:29:02 AM
I wish the recipe I found for Mac & Cheese Balls works out and I can defuse the Claymores I have scattered on the perimeter of me casa!

Granted!  Your Mac & Cheese Balls come out disgusting but it works out well, as they clog and erode the Claymore mechanisms.  Better still, the odour of decaying Mac and Cheese is an even bigger deterrent than the Claymores, so you spend the rest of your life as lonely spinster like me.

I wish for Ed Harris or Bruce Willis to be my boyfriend or, if that's too much to ask, I wish for a boyfriend.
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