xkcd #279

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my dad has genuinely told someone that they didn't sweat much for a fat girl, and he once asked one lady if she wanted a drink, or for him to eff off. She asked for the drink, and then told him.

thought your dad was a priest.

a minister, and only for seven years - he's done almost every job there is.

Quote from: Pica Pica on March 14, 2008, 09:40:51 PM
a minister, and only for seven years - he's done almost every job there is.

so this minister goes into this bar and says...

Quote from: ell on March 14, 2008, 10:12:41 PM

so this minister goes into this bar and says...

Why not come home with me and save yourself a trip later? We can sin and confess at the same time.

*runs for cover*

Quote from: DarthKitty on March 15, 2008, 12:44:06 AM

Quote from: ell on March 14, 2008, 10:12:41 PM

so this minister goes into this bar and says...

Why not come home with me and save yourself a trip later? We can sin and confess at the same time.

*runs for cover*

Hahahahahaha!

That just made my Saturday!

Quote from: DarthKitty on March 15, 2008, 12:44:06 AM

Quote from: ell on March 14, 2008, 10:12:41 PM

so this minister goes into this bar and says...

Why not come home with me and save yourself a trip later? We can sin and confess at the same time.

*runs for cover*

omg you.

can I play?

-runs to photobucket-



Want some more?  :-)

You know, I've always admired serial killers.  The devotion and single-mindedness toward thier goal is something more people should have.

i discussed the possibility of taking that up as a hobby the other day. What with the state of prisons, I would get free room and board, food and my own room. Where I could write my books and things almost undisturbed. Much better than I am now, working my arse off to nearly starve to death and have no time to do the thing I really want to.

Quote from: Pica Pica on March 15, 2008, 09:17:58 PM
i discussed the possibility of taking that up as a hobby the other day. What with the state of prisons, I would get free room and board, food and my own room. Where I could write my books and things almost undisturbed. Much better than I am now, working my arse off to nearly starve to death and have no time to do the thing I really want to.

Sounds like a positive career move, rather...   

      all very funny, I hope no one has actually heard any of these lol



My feet are aching, could you remove my shoes and massage my feet?

Blisters?  Oh, could you pop them while you're down there?

Tetanus?  What the hell is that?  I've never had shots in my life!!

Quote: Things you don't say on a first date

hi, my name is jane doe and i'm ts

Would you like to be buried with my folks?

Let take a picture of the two of us kissing so I can show it to the lads in work.

LL&R

Maebh

You're a handsome lad.  Are you married? What do you do? Where do you live?  That may give the impression you want to go home with them.  Lol 

Quote from: Shades O'Grey on March 13, 2008, 06:00:13 PM


That shirt is quite becoming on you. And if I was on you, I'd be coming, too.

That one made me ROFL lol

"Your not as fat as my ex said you were"

"You're supposed to be home by 10....is that enough time for us to do it?"

It's the only two I could come up with off hand lol sorry if it's been said before i didn't look at everyones post 

Blokes shouldn't be asking if your boobs are real or implants.

What's with all those tattoos?
I can't understand your English
Do you own your own home?
Do you like kids?
Can you give me some naked photos of yourself? Lol 

So, shall we go to your place or my mom's?

I never said you NEED a nose job!  I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it!

My buddy said you were a fun girl, when gave your number.