Quote from: KathyLauren on March 20, 2018, 02:24:59 PM
Especially not if the caller might say, "Hey, what are you up to?"

If I remember right, it was my mom. 

She had a tendency to call almost every day for three or four months after I got back from my SRS in Thailand.  Yeah, the timing might have kind of sucked, but considering that I was estranged from her and my dad for 3 plus years, till shortly before I had my SRS, I was more than happy to speak to her (I'm still close to my mother to this day, I miss my dad - RIP).  If she calls while I'm dilating (not very common anymore, since I don't need to dilate anywhere near as much as I had to at the time I made my little boo boo), I just say I'm performing some post-operative maintenance/care (like I said, I learned my lesson - I keep a phone nearby when I dilate).

Ellen
HRT Since 1999
Orchiectomy in 2001
SRS Yaay!!! on Nov. 25, 2003 by Suporn

Do not get up and let the dog out.

NO!  Bring that back! 
(Dog runs off with...)

Quote from: Kendra on March 27, 2018, 06:03:47 PM
NO!  Bring that back! 
(Dog runs off with...)

Oh my god did I just howl at my desk at the thought of that! Hahaha

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Quote from: Kendra on March 27, 2018, 06:03:47 PM
NO!  Bring that back! 
(Dog runs off with...)

LMAO!!!!   

I switched to coconut oil for lubricant and now needed to add no cats in the room. Mine smelled the coconut oil and now displays addict behaviour, seeking it more vigorously than catnip. She's clawed the bag I kept things in, swarms me when I open the new, clawproof bag and tries to 'clean' my dilator for me. No way, not good.

Quote from: TechGirl on March 12, 2018, 03:40:22 PM
Wife suggested putting a suction cup on the end of it.

:-)

Oh my!!!!  I'm not sure if my dirty mind took it where you wanted it to go.. but it went there.