Okay, my pretty fillies. Fill in the blank.

You might be a unicorn if...

Quote from: Nero on March 18, 2008, 11:04:59 PM
Okay, my pretty fillies. Fill in the blank.

You might be a unicorn if...

You live in Nero's forest   

Z

Quote from: Nero on March 18, 2008, 11:04:59 PM
You might be a unicorn if...

you expect ever thread to go off topic.

you half expect the the off topic to go off topic.

you expect a thread that has gone off topic to get so far off topic that it eventually circles back around to arrive back on the original topic.

you expect every thread to become silly.

you're horny.

"S'arright!!!!"



Cindy

Quote from: Nero on March 18, 2008, 11:04:59 PM
Okay, my pretty fillies. Fill in the blank.

You might be a unicorn if...

...you are the cause of a thread going of topic!

...you are always being called "cold" or "self assured" when you're feeling anything but!

QuoteYou might be a unicorn if...

you're only able to be tamed by a young (female) virgin, and yet are devastated at not appearing in the title role of Equus.

Quote from: Lutin on March 19, 2008, 06:40:25 AM
you're only able to be tamed by a young (female) virgin, and yet are devastated at not appearing in the title role of Equus.

*big giggle*

you follow two other unicorns into a cave only to have your kidney stolen.

Don't worry Jaimey. The androgyne brigade is coming to your rescue.



Cindy

you find it very difficult to stand on your head.

Quote from: Jaimey on March 19, 2008, 09:21:38 PM
you follow two other unicorns into a cave only to have your kidney stolen.

Who would steal kidney beans?? Canned or dried? 

Z

C'mon Harry.

Quoteyou follow two other unicorns into a cave only to have your kidney stolen.

QuoteWho would steal kidney beans??  Canned or dried?

Hannibal, maybe? (The cannibal, not the Carthaginian). He seems to like eating kidneys and beans... >

I think someone needs to post that video again.  I would, but I don't know how *shame* 


I know!  You know you're a unicorn if you're horn keeps poking people.

I'm sorry.  *prepares for spanking*

Good lord, I have a dirty mind.  And on Good Friday, no less.  Perhaps that power outage at work was actually a failed attempt to smite me.  >

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LOL Alison this was a bit roll-worthy. 

QuoteI'm sorry.  *prepares for spanking*

A spanking, a spanking!


And that has to have been the weirdest thing I've ever seen on YouTube. Weirdest and quite possibly the most disturbing. (Though that didn't stop me laughing maniacally).

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......

Quote from: Nero on March 21, 2008, 07:42:29 PM
LOL Alison this was a bit roll-worthy. 

If anyone deserves a spanking it is you Nero for posting that thing.

John the Baptist passes you by.

Quote from: sd on March 21, 2008, 09:11:44 PM

Quote from: Nero on March 21, 2008, 07:42:29 PM
LOL Alison this was a bit roll-worthy. 

If anyone deserves a spanking it is you Nero for posting that thing.

Ooooh Charlie, a spanking...  >

Z