Because I just love posting medical crap here goes...
CT ABDOMEN PELVIS W CONTRAST - DetailsPrinter friendly page--New window will open
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Comments from the Doctor's Office
Your CT scan showed no abnormalities.
Study Result
Narrative
CT abdomen and pelvis with IV contrast
Comparison: None available..
Indication: lower abd midline pain chronic, ? abdominal wall, abd pain,
R10.9 Unspecified abdominal pain.
Technique: CT imaging was performed of the abdomen and pelvis following
the uncomplicated administration of intravenous contrast (Isovue-300, 150
mL). Iodinated contrast was used due to the indications for the
examination, to improve disease detection and further define anatomy.
Coronal and sagittal reformatted images were generated and reviewed.
Findings:
Lung bases are clear bilaterally.
The liver, spleen, pancreas and adrenal glands are unremarkable. Small
bowel is normal in course and caliber. No evidence of obstruction or focal
inflammatory change. No adenopathy. No free air or fluid collection. Normal
caliber abdominal aorta.
The kidneys are unremarkable without hydronephrosis or urolithiasis. No
findings to suggest appendicitis. The gallbladder is unremarkable. No
intrahepatic or extrahepatic biliary dilatation. Bladder is unremarkable.
Post surgical changes noted in the left groin. No soft tissue mass or
intra-abdominal fluid collection. No acute or suspicious osseous
abnormality.
Impression:
No CT findings to account for lower abdominal midline pain.
Electronically Reviewed by: xxx MD, xxx Radiology
Electronically Reviewed on: 7/13/2018 11:44 AM
I have reviewed the images and concur with the above findings.
Electronically Signed by: xxx MD, xxx Radiology
Electronically Signed on: 7/13/2018 12:34 PM
Component Results
There is no component information for this result.
General Information
Collected:
07/13/2018 11:21 AM
Resulted:
07/13/2018 12:34 PM
Ordered By:
xxx MD
Result Status:
Final resultWHAT THE FUDGESICKLE POPPYCORN FRACKLESTICKSThey found 'nothing unusual'. At all. No mention whatsoever of the reproductive structures, or lack there of.
Apparently either they saw a uterus & ovaries (Pretty unlikely at this point as it'd be beneath the pelvic floor), or .. they're just plain frackin blind docs. It does say female on the scan.
Why wouldn't they even mention it? Oh at least they noted they saw my left inguinal hernia! Helloooooo.
Why why why why why lol. Can you understand my frustration?

Or maybe I have one and its ... gah. Forget it every damn scan says something radically different, even if it says nothing at all. Oh, I have the scans too btw. Jeez.