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Why Are Androgynes of Such a Mild Temperament?

Started by Nero, January 23, 2008, 07:17:19 PM

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Seshatneferw

Quote from: Rebis on March 29, 2008, 09:42:18 PM
having no degree, I never would have thought of trying a cannon.

That's just lack of ambition and imagination -- my hands-on experience with artillery was back before I'd spent enough time inside a university to get a degree.

  Nfr
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-- Pete Conrad, Apollo XII
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Simone Louise

Quote from: Pica Pica on March 29, 2008, 08:55:52 PM
i actually have a degree in nothing, it was a philosophy BA.

Me too! Plus I have a BS in Dairy from Cow College, giving me intimate knowledge of the cow's most prolific product. Degrees like ours really impress HR.

Simone
Choose life.
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Pica Pica

Quote from: Simone Louise on March 31, 2008, 08:30:46 AM
Quote from: Pica Pica on March 29, 2008, 08:55:52 PM
i actually have a degree in nothing, it was a philosophy BA.

Me too! Plus I have a BS in Dairy from Cow College, giving me intimate knowledge of the cow's most prolific product. Degrees like ours really impress HR.

Simone

are you sure milk is it's most prolific product?


also, does that mean you are an androgyne cowboy?
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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Constance

Quote from: Pica Pica on March 31, 2008, 10:22:44 AM
also, does that mean you are an androgyne cowboy?
Not "an androgyne cowboy" but a cowbeing.

Simone Louise

Quote from: Pica Pica on March 31, 2008, 10:22:44 AM
Quote from: Simone Louise on March 31, 2008, 08:30:46 AM
Quote from: Pica Pica on March 29, 2008, 08:55:52 PM
i actually have a degree in nothing, it was a philosophy BA.

Me too! Plus I have a BS in Dairy from Cow College, giving me intimate knowledge of the cow's most prolific product. Degrees like ours really impress HR.

Simone

are you sure milk is it's most prolific product?


also, does that mean you are an androgyne cowboy?

Milk is only hir commercially most valuable product.

If we now refer to the mailman as a letter carrier, shouldn't we refer to the cowboy as a calf carrier?

Simone
Choose life.
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RebeccaFog


Pica wants to be a cowgyne.

Wait, cows are female and 'gyne' is the female part of the word, so then they would want to be an androcow or androvine.
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sd

Quote from: Simone Louise on March 31, 2008, 12:13:55 PM
If we now refer to the mailman as a letter carrier, shouldn't we refer to the cowboy as a calf carrier?

Simone
He does not actually carry the cow. He could carry the calf, but not for long.
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tekla

That's funny, when people ask me what I do I ask them if they know what a ranchhand or cowhand does.  They say sure, and I tell them I'm a stagehand, I do the same deal on a stage, kind of like a stagepoke.
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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Shana A

Soy is high in natural estrogen, so male-bodied androgynes wishing to appear female should probably drink lots of soy milk from those soy producing cows  :P Androgynes wishing to appear male should probably just eat the poor cows >:D

Z
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde


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sd

Quote from: Zythyra on March 31, 2008, 02:51:08 PM
Soy is high in natural estrogen, so male-bodied androgynes wishing to appear female should probably drink lots of soy milk from those soy producing cows  :P Androgynes wishing to appear male should probably just eat the poor cows >:D

Z

Mmmmm steak.

If only it were that easy Zythyra.
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Shana A

Quote from: sd on March 31, 2008, 04:03:43 PM
Mmmmm steak.

If only it were that easy Zythyra.

Yes sd, if only. I've certainly eaten more than my share of tofu and sweet potatoes  ::)

Z
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde


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debbie j

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Jaimey

I once ate a steak and I knew it's name.  Does that make me a heartless bastard?  :icon_evil_laugh: 


Degrees are useless.  Every time I tell someone that I have a degree in geography, they all say the same thing, "what can you do with that?"  Nothing, apparently. 

As for trying cannons, would you be the one lighting it or the poor sap being shot from it?
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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Pica Pica

you could say that you can age rocks or know how the world fits together or something. All I can say is that I can fall asleep while people go on about nothing.......really just like school assemblies/health and safety talks.
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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sd

Quote from: Jaimey on March 31, 2008, 09:34:20 PM
I once ate a steak and I knew it's name.  Does that make me a heartless bastard?  :icon_evil_laugh: 


Degrees are useless.  Every time I tell someone that I have a degree in geography, they all say the same thing, "what can you do with that?"  Nothing, apparently. 

As for trying cannons, would you be the one lighting it or the poor sap being shot from it?

Lets aim the cannon at the cow and make steaks.  >:D
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Ell

#475
ooh, ooh! we have school assemblies, too!  i cahn't b'lieve et.

hard to find a kidney pie, though, or a good old spotted dick.



(and sorry about this post not being as you left it. I wanted to quote your comment and say it was a weird co-incidence as I was eating spotted dick - but i pressed the wrong button and wrote over you thing... sorry. Pica)
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RebeccaFog


If it's a cow, then they would be Miss steaks wouldn't they?


Ha!   I wormed in the only pun I ever intentionally thought of.
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Constance

Quote from: Rebis on March 31, 2008, 10:26:50 PM

If it's a cow, then they would be Miss steaks wouldn't they?


Ha!   I wormed in the only pun I ever intentionally thought of.
Ye gods, that was great bad horrible ... well ... it was something.

Eva Marie

Quote from: Jaimey on March 31, 2008, 09:34:20 PM
I once ate a steak and I knew it's name.  Does that make me a heartless bastard?  :icon_evil_laugh: 

only if it was well done  :D

A degree is just a tool in your personal toolbox that you may be able to leverage in your life. I own my own relatively successful company and only possess a lowly two year degree; my degree has been worthless as far as my career goes. Far more important is attitude and the willingness to work hard.
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Shana A

Quote from: riven_one on March 31, 2008, 11:29:18 PM
Quote from: Jaimey on March 31, 2008, 09:34:20 PM
I once ate a steak and I knew it's name.  Does that make me a heartless bastard?  :icon_evil_laugh: 

only if it was well done  :D

Androgynes are a rare breed  :laugh:

Z
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde


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