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Started by Pica Pica, April 09, 2008, 09:11:40 AM

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Pica Pica

that's why our number one brand of condom is Durex - Condoms of steel.
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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lady amarant

Quote from: Pica Pica on April 15, 2008, 05:19:37 AM
that's why our number one brand of condom is Durex - Condoms of steel.

Uhm...

I'm fresh out. Got nuthin'.

~Simone.
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Shana A

Quote from: sd on April 14, 2008, 10:16:51 PM
This thread is great!

Yes it is, but.... what was the topic anyway??  ;) And who stole it? :laugh:

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Ell

Quote from: Pica Pica on April 14, 2008, 07:11:34 PM
always thought trojan was a funny name for a condom.

the trojan horse was designed to smuggle the little soldiers in so they could break out and infiltrate the city...which is precisely what a condom shouldn't do.

but the name is not Trojan Horse. it's Trojan. you know, the legendary warriors who stood up against Ulysses and the ancient Geeks
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RebeccaFog

Quote from: ell on April 15, 2008, 10:50:04 AM
Quote from: Pica Pica on April 14, 2008, 07:11:34 PM
always thought trojan was a funny name for a condom.

the trojan horse was designed to smuggle the little soldiers in so they could break out and infiltrate the city...which is precisely what a condom shouldn't do.

but the name is not Trojan Horse. it's Trojan. you know, the legendary warriors who stood up against Ulysses and the ancient Geeks
Yeah, but they the trojans were failures.  Their city fell.  And was properly sacked, as it should be.
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Ell

Quote from: Rebis on April 15, 2008, 12:23:24 PM
Quote from: ell on April 15, 2008, 10:50:04 AM
Quote from: Pica Pica on April 14, 2008, 07:11:34 PM
always thought trojan was a funny name for a condom.

the trojan horse was designed to smuggle the little soldiers in so they could break out and infiltrate the city...which is precisely what a condom shouldn't do.

but the name is not Trojan Horse. it's Trojan. you know, the legendary warriors who stood up against Ulysses and the ancient Geeks
Yeah, but they the trojans were failures.  Their city fell.  And was properly sacked, as it should be.

is it a failure by committing one's trust to a gesture of friendship? or is it really the Greeks who failed, by committing an insidious deception, the likes of which are forbidden, to this day, by the Geneva Convention.
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lady amarant

Quote from: ell on April 15, 2008, 12:41:06 PM
is it a failure by committing one's trust to a gesture of friendship? or is it really the Greeks who failed, by committing an insidious deception, the likes of which are forbidden, to this day, by the Geneva Convention.

The greeks were bastards.

~Simone.
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Pica Pica

'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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RebeccaFog

Quote from: ell on April 15, 2008, 12:41:06 PM
is it a failure by committing one's trust to a gesture of friendship? or is it really the Greeks who failed, by committing an insidious deception, the likes of which are forbidden, to this day, by the Geneva Convention.
What did they do?  What deception?  Are you talking about the horse?
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lady amarant

Quote from: Rebis on April 15, 2008, 02:12:53 PM
Quote from: ell on April 15, 2008, 12:41:06 PM
is it a failure by committing one's trust to a gesture of friendship? or is it really the Greeks who failed, by committing an insidious deception, the likes of which are forbidden, to this day, by the Geneva Convention.
What did they do?  What deception?  Are you talking about the horse?

You know... That thing with the wooden horse and the beach and Troy's gates and Sean Bean in a skirt and sandals ... hmmmm ... he is so very amazing.

I am starting a Sean Bean fanclub. He was freakin' AWESOME as Boromir. I cried like a baby when he died. Still do. sniffle.

And he even made the Greek deception seem not quite so underhanded.

~Simone.
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Ell

Quote from: Rebis on April 15, 2008, 02:12:53 PM
Quote from: ell on April 15, 2008, 12:41:06 PM
is it a failure by committing one's trust to a gesture of friendship? or is it really the Greeks who failed, by committing an insidious deception, the likes of which are forbidden, to this day, by the Geneva Convention.
What did they do?  What deception?  Are you talking about the horse?

The horse. the horse, of course. modern military parlance clearly defines such a thing as Treachery, similar to sending an ambulance into a war zone to pick up casualties then opening the back and out pops a heavily-armed infantry squad.

on top of that, the horse was sent in among civilians.

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RebeccaFog


I like the ambulance idea.  Okay, I'll do it!

Thanks for the plan.       :P
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Ell

Quote from: Rebis on April 15, 2008, 07:22:10 PM

I like the ambulance idea.  Okay, I'll do it!

Thanks for the plan.       :P

You're welcome sweetie. i know that your squad would pop out with pop tarts.
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Jaimey

Quote from: ell on April 15, 2008, 08:09:46 PM
Quote from: Rebis on April 15, 2008, 07:22:10 PM

I like the ambulance idea.  Okay, I'll do it!

Thanks for the plan.       :P

You're welcome sweetie. i know that your squad would pop out with pop tarts.

You know, they just might.  I imagine that an androgyne army would be quite cheeky and unprepared for actual battle...
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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Lutin

The brilliant androgynes we are, unprepared for battle?! Perish the thought! No, we'd arrive, maybe get beaten up a bit (but just a little bit. Maybe a bitch-slap here, a spanking there, nothing too serious), and then proceed to comprehensively twirl the enemy to death. Or into a state of dizziness so severe that they can't continue fighting. (See technical battle strategy diagram below for further details*).

:icon_punch:     :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd:     :icon_dizzy: :icon_dizzy: :icon_dizzy: :icon_dizzy:    :icon_evil_laugh: :icon_joy:
:icon_punch:     :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd:     :icon_dizzy: :icon_dizzy: :icon_dizzy: :icon_dizzy:    :icon_joy: :icon_evil_laugh:
:icon_punch:     :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd:     :icon_dizzy: :icon_dizzy: :icon_dizzy: :icon_dizzy:    :icon_evil_laugh: :icon_joy:



And I think you may be on to something there, Rebis. The Trojan Horse...The Rebis Ambulance. Sounds almost like the name of a Michael Crichton book or something, The Rebis Ambulance.



:icon_caffine: Lutin :icon_caffine:


*Numbers and sizes are not to scale.
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sd

Quote from: Lutin on April 16, 2008, 01:35:01 AM

:icon_punch:     :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd:     :icon_dizzy: :icon_dizzy: :icon_dizzy: :icon_dizzy:    :icon_evil_laugh: :icon_joy:
:icon_punch:     :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd:     :icon_dizzy: :icon_dizzy: :icon_dizzy: :icon_dizzy:    :icon_joy: :icon_evil_laugh:
:icon_punch:     :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd: :icon_booty-nerd:     :icon_dizzy: :icon_dizzy: :icon_dizzy: :icon_dizzy:    :icon_evil_laugh: :icon_joy:

So they pop out and do the Michael Jackson Thriller dance?
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Lutin

:P

It'd be a *thrilling* war then, wouldn't it? ;)

And
a) It was the closest I could find to Pica's beautiful twirl, and
b) I'VE HAD COFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it seemed like a good idea at the time. :icon_weirdface:
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Pica Pica

I'd run from an army doing thriller.
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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lady amarant

QuoteI'd run from an army doing thriller.

Me too. Those zombies were scary.

~Simone.
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Ell

Quote from: Pica Pica on April 15, 2008, 01:58:47 PM
but they won.

so...are you sayimg it's Ok to be a bastard so long as one succeeds in one's selfish schemes?
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