'24' Star Won't Shave Her Privates!
Link4/15/2008
"Excerpt: Some private stuff about a public figure is trying to come out, albeit with less credibility than my attempt to be bisexual back in college. Let me explain. As a gossip columnist and trash target, I get all sorts of wacky e-mails, many of them as spun out of pure air and sugar as circus cotton candy. Well, I just got one that really tickled me, because it comes off like either
a lame joke or an amusingly desperate attempt to tarnish the leading
Democratic contender's chances. Riddled with misspellings (which I've
corrected), it reads: "Hello, Mr. Musto. I'm a transgendered male to
female. My name is Lupe. I was with Barack Obama in 2004. He was very
nice to me. I was an escort at the time. But since I'm not legally
here in this U.S., I can't say too much. I'm from Mexico. He told me
he would help me with my citizenship, but he flaked on me. So I guess
you can call this karma. Thanks. Lupe."
