Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Anonymous.

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When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror. -- Burt Reynolds

Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

George Bernard Shaw

Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash.  That one is the cat.  If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

Mark Twain

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. by somebody. dunno who

Quote from: Chris on March 26, 2008, 02:54:07 AM
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. by somebody. dunno who

ROFL!     Do you realize what you are getting into? 

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Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise.

Bertrand Russell

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Quote from: reapersun (AFI FanFiction)I was seething inside. I was also seething outside, but that doesn't exactly sound poetic.

Serious, yet... Not.   

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.  by somebody

"A map of the world that does not include Utopia is not worth even glancing at."
Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde

Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
camille Paglia

Je meurt comme j'ai vécu... au dessus de mes moyens
I die as I lived... well above my means.
The last words of the same divine Oscar.... when presented with his doctor's bill.

LLL&R

Maebh

Passion for place - there is no greater urge in feline nature.

Paul Annixter

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Doubts are more cruel than the worst of truths. Moliere

"By and large, the only skill the alchemists of Ankh-Morpork had discovered so far was the ability to turn gold into less gold." (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
Mark Twain