See, why not just get everyone to fight wars using peeps? Have a 'best of five' - five rounds of an Iraqi peep (I'm assuming here that "peep" is the singular of "peeps"
) against an American peep. No-one dies except the peeps. Which I'd never heard of until now (I obviously don't attend Melbourne Peep War Championships...).
Right, OK, I just read the title "Peep wars" and feel *really* stupid now...
And what *are* peeps? Spongey meringue? A great coloured lump of icing that would look good on a cake but is instead being used to skewer opponent lumps of icing?
Actually, icing is really yummy
...mmmm, hungry........
