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ChrissyRyan

#240
June 09, 2025, 04:46:28 PM
Why do ghosts love elevators?


Because it lifts their spirits.
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ChrissyRyan

#241
June 09, 2025, 04:47:32 PM
They tried to organize a professional "Hide-and-Seek" tournament; but, it was a total failure.



Good players are hard to find.
Always stay cheerful, be polite, kind, and understanding. Accepting yourself as the woman you are is very liberating.  Never underestimate the appreciation and respect of authenticity.  Help connect a person to someone that may be able to help that person.  Be brave, be strong.  A TRUE friend is a treasure.  Relationships are very important, people are important, and the sooner we all realize that the better off the world will be.  Try a little kindness.  Be generous with your time, energy, wisdom, and resources.   Inconvenience yourself to help someone.   I am a brown eyed, brown haired woman. 
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ChrissyRyan

#242
June 09, 2025, 04:49:08 PM
Why are some social media influencers afraid when they go into the woods alone at night?



Because they constantly are being followed.
Always stay cheerful, be polite, kind, and understanding. Accepting yourself as the woman you are is very liberating.  Never underestimate the appreciation and respect of authenticity.  Help connect a person to someone that may be able to help that person.  Be brave, be strong.  A TRUE friend is a treasure.  Relationships are very important, people are important, and the sooner we all realize that the better off the world will be.  Try a little kindness.  Be generous with your time, energy, wisdom, and resources.   Inconvenience yourself to help someone.   I am a brown eyed, brown haired woman. 
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ChrissyRyan

#243
June 09, 2025, 04:50:12 PM
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey; but, then I turned myself around.

Always stay cheerful, be polite, kind, and understanding. Accepting yourself as the woman you are is very liberating.  Never underestimate the appreciation and respect of authenticity.  Help connect a person to someone that may be able to help that person.  Be brave, be strong.  A TRUE friend is a treasure.  Relationships are very important, people are important, and the sooner we all realize that the better off the world will be.  Try a little kindness.  Be generous with your time, energy, wisdom, and resources.   Inconvenience yourself to help someone.   I am a brown eyed, brown haired woman. 
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ChrissyRyan

#244
June 09, 2025, 04:51:50 PM Last Edit: June 09, 2025, 06:25:18 PM by ChrissyRyan
The mom's daughter thinks mom does not give her enough privacy.


At least that's what mom said the daughter wrote in her daughter's diary.

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ChrissyRyan

#245
June 09, 2025, 06:29:00 PM
He went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but he couldn't find any.

He did not see a single one.
Always stay cheerful, be polite, kind, and understanding. Accepting yourself as the woman you are is very liberating.  Never underestimate the appreciation and respect of authenticity.  Help connect a person to someone that may be able to help that person.  Be brave, be strong.  A TRUE friend is a treasure.  Relationships are very important, people are important, and the sooner we all realize that the better off the world will be.  Try a little kindness.  Be generous with your time, energy, wisdom, and resources.   Inconvenience yourself to help someone.   I am a brown eyed, brown haired woman. 
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ChrissyRyan

#246
June 09, 2025, 06:30:03 PM
Why did the coffee file a police report?


It got mugged.
Always stay cheerful, be polite, kind, and understanding. Accepting yourself as the woman you are is very liberating.  Never underestimate the appreciation and respect of authenticity.  Help connect a person to someone that may be able to help that person.  Be brave, be strong.  A TRUE friend is a treasure.  Relationships are very important, people are important, and the sooner we all realize that the better off the world will be.  Try a little kindness.  Be generous with your time, energy, wisdom, and resources.   Inconvenience yourself to help someone.   I am a brown eyed, brown haired woman. 
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SoupSarah

#247
June 09, 2025, 06:31:42 PM
Quote from: Jessica_K on March 29, 2024, 12:39:27 PMFarmer Giles, an expert in his field

I heard he was outstanding in his field?
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough

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ChrissyRyan

#248
June 09, 2025, 06:33:29 PM
Quote from: SoupSarah on June 09, 2025, 06:31:42 PMI heard he was outstanding in his field?


He received an award because of that.
Always stay cheerful, be polite, kind, and understanding. Accepting yourself as the woman you are is very liberating.  Never underestimate the appreciation and respect of authenticity.  Help connect a person to someone that may be able to help that person.  Be brave, be strong.  A TRUE friend is a treasure.  Relationships are very important, people are important, and the sooner we all realize that the better off the world will be.  Try a little kindness.  Be generous with your time, energy, wisdom, and resources.   Inconvenience yourself to help someone.   I am a brown eyed, brown haired woman. 
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ChrissyRyan

#249
June 09, 2025, 06:34:56 PM
It is a fact:  The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.


Always stay cheerful, be polite, kind, and understanding. Accepting yourself as the woman you are is very liberating.  Never underestimate the appreciation and respect of authenticity.  Help connect a person to someone that may be able to help that person.  Be brave, be strong.  A TRUE friend is a treasure.  Relationships are very important, people are important, and the sooner we all realize that the better off the world will be.  Try a little kindness.  Be generous with your time, energy, wisdom, and resources.   Inconvenience yourself to help someone.   I am a brown eyed, brown haired woman. 
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SoupSarah

#250
June 09, 2025, 06:38:35 PM
Where do you take someone who's been in a peek-a-boo accident?

The ICU.
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough

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SoupSarah

#251
June 09, 2025, 06:39:37 PM
My daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill. Looks like she's preparing some kind of barbie queue.
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough

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ChrissyRyan

#252
June 09, 2025, 06:40:58 PM
Cheese that is not yours is called nacho cheese.

Always stay cheerful, be polite, kind, and understanding. Accepting yourself as the woman you are is very liberating.  Never underestimate the appreciation and respect of authenticity.  Help connect a person to someone that may be able to help that person.  Be brave, be strong.  A TRUE friend is a treasure.  Relationships are very important, people are important, and the sooner we all realize that the better off the world will be.  Try a little kindness.  Be generous with your time, energy, wisdom, and resources.   Inconvenience yourself to help someone.   I am a brown eyed, brown haired woman. 
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ChrissyRyan

#253
June 10, 2025, 07:11:56 AM
How do you catch a bra?



With a booby trap.
Always stay cheerful, be polite, kind, and understanding. Accepting yourself as the woman you are is very liberating.  Never underestimate the appreciation and respect of authenticity.  Help connect a person to someone that may be able to help that person.  Be brave, be strong.  A TRUE friend is a treasure.  Relationships are very important, people are important, and the sooner we all realize that the better off the world will be.  Try a little kindness.  Be generous with your time, energy, wisdom, and resources.   Inconvenience yourself to help someone.   I am a brown eyed, brown haired woman. 
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ChrissyRyan

#254
June 10, 2025, 07:44:04 AM
Eggs do not tell bad jokes to each other because they fear being cracked up.



Always stay cheerful, be polite, kind, and understanding. Accepting yourself as the woman you are is very liberating.  Never underestimate the appreciation and respect of authenticity.  Help connect a person to someone that may be able to help that person.  Be brave, be strong.  A TRUE friend is a treasure.  Relationships are very important, people are important, and the sooner we all realize that the better off the world will be.  Try a little kindness.  Be generous with your time, energy, wisdom, and resources.   Inconvenience yourself to help someone.   I am a brown eyed, brown haired woman. 
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Lori Dee

#255
June 10, 2025, 11:11:14 AM
Quote from: ChrissyRyan on June 10, 2025, 07:44:04 AMEggs do not tell bad jokes to each other because they fear being cracked up.


And afterward, their friends would point out that the "yolks" were on them.
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ChrissyRyan

#256
June 10, 2025, 01:19:51 PM
Quote from: Lori Dee on June 10, 2025, 11:11:14 AMAnd afterward, their friends would point out that the "yolks" were on them.

Yes, and potentially, eggs on their faces.
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